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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Nov252015

Wrecks of Plenty

According to Wikipedia, the cornucopia - or "horn of plenty" - is typically a hollow, horn-shaped wicker basket filled with various kinds of festive fruit and vegetables.

According to Wreckerators, this is a cornucopia:

Where "festive fruit and vegetables" = "neon holographic plastic flotsam bits."

 

And this:

"Is that a vomiting tornado in your cart, or are you just sorry to see me?"

 

I refuse to believe this next one is anything other than a pile of tiny Wizard hats:

How many tiny Gandalfs had to die for this cookie cornucopia cake, huh? HOW MANY??

 

Fortunately, some of you knew better than to order a cornucopia cake. You ordered one of these lovely turkey ice cream cakes, instead:

So at least you have that to look forward to.

Heh. Aheh.

[keep scrolling]

Heh.

 

Oh, I'm sorry, do you still have an appetite? Here, let me help you with that:

Just think, "Charred and slimey." Thaaat oughta do it.

 

So in conclusion, tomorrow, remember to:

"Goble Goble,"

 

and:

But only one. Times are tough these days.

 

A very special "thank" to Diana T., Pam M., Sarah H., Tracy B., Sarah B., Linda S., & Emily G. (You guys will have to share.)

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Reader Comments (32)

Thank, Jen.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and John (thoj) and Tonks and Lilly!

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterMaureen

Please...save the turkeys... Eat pie.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

The third cake down depicts the Sorting Hat Family Reunion. Why it's being held on a giant cookie is a question that will never be answered.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterRoxy Random

What is the sputum coming from the vomiting tornado? It looks like barley.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterMoira

Well, except the purple one is supposed to be a bunch of grapes.

Grapes, wizard hats...potato, poTAHto.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

Stop it, you're killing me! (Never have I been so glad that Canadian Thanksgiving is safely behind me.)

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterPersephone

Is that actual cooked rice on the vomiting tornado cake? *hurk*
I don't think even the "good" turkey ice cream cake looks good.
(I'm gonna stick with pie...!)

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterGingerSnap

Goble Goble It's Turkey Time
"Well, I'll be a dirty bird."
(Don't forget to invite George to dinner, he's so lonesome.)

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterEoin

Is it just me, or does the third cake (tiny wizard hat one) look like a wreckerated flip-flop? It's poorly shaped, but you can tell if you look at the two black lines as the strap on a flip flop.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterA person

What is inside the second cake ? ! Rice and grapes ? Couscous and cherries ??

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterThe Former CB

I don't know why but whenever you right "heh, aheh, heh" I hear Heath Ledger's Joker laugh in my head.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered Commentersam

Why are the turkey ice cream cakes so SHINY? There is nothing appetizing about varnished, turkey-shaped ice cream!

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterLori T.

*lol* - I believe the *goble goble* on this turkey pie comes from ther German word "göbeln" which is slang for throwing up.

Lots of greetings from Berlin from Christina who absolutely LOVES this site. :)

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterChristina M.

Surprise! It's strawberry underneath that too-small poop-ucopia with wrapped candy and only one thank.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterJess

Going to show my age, and forgive me Lionel Richie, but we must CELEBRATE (c'mon!)
Cor-nu-copia C'mon!
Cor-nu-copia C'mon!
There's a cake wreck going on right here
Can't read the writing
The poo frosting is smeared
So grab a drumstick
Give a thank or two
This baker's gonna make a cake wreck for you
C'mon
Ice Cream Turkey Cake C'mon!
Cor-nu-copia C'mon

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterCookiemama

Tiny wizard hats? I think not. It's obviously Smurf poop.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterDalia517

I see a sand worm moving through the desert sand with the happiest little Fremen rider. I can't explain the orange blobs - spice blows, maybe?

...and then I blink, and it' back to vomitnado

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterChiaroScuro

We, your gud and faithful wreckies, give thank for the many laugh you have given us. Enjoy you're Thankgiving and goble till you woble!

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterLuLu

Those "grapes" on the third one are like Sputnik: spherical, but quite pointy in parts.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterMary Jayne

ChiaroScuro! I Love Dune! All hail the mighty Shai Hulud, may his passing cleanse the world... With vomit???

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterA person

Today's winner is the Goble Goble cookie cake for best use of plastic flotsam and correct usage of an apostrophe!

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterJust Andrea

All of a sudden, my Aunt Mertyl's turkey dinner is sounding pretty good...

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered Commenter.

Well, thank for all the laugh.
That 3rd one is backward Florida. Hee-hee! Excuse the redundant.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered Commenters.marie

The second one (tornado cornucopia) looks like it has wet oatmeal on it. Who does that?!?

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterKyle

@ Cookiemama, well done, indeed!

Yellow tornado actually has chopped walnuts and candied cherries, methinks.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterMary Kay

Are you sure the first one isn't a CCC (ptouie) Christmas tree, upside down?

Happy Thanksgiving. May the deserts at your celebration be worthy of a Sunday Sweets post.

November 25, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterJane

The last one is perfect for Thank's-Giving.

November 26, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterCharlie

What an I doing on the internet on Thanksgiving? I'm not American (yes other people use the net) so its a normal day!

November 26, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterRichard

Well the horrific cornucopia cakes are back and yeah I can't spell it but neither can the wreckerators lol. Oh man...

November 27, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

I give thank for the many tiny wizard hats. It is best holiday.

November 27, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterOwen Wills

The purple "cornucopia" is actually grapes.

January 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

This is my first visit here. It's 11:45 at night, and I live in a flat. My neighbours next door and upstairs have been banging on my wall and ceiling, respectively. Guess my guffaws/snorts/roars of laughter have been disturbing them. I'm usually the quiet neighbour. Thank you for a month's worth of laughter in 40 minutes.

May 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRuthanne

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