Step One: Cut a Hole in the Pumpkin

I can't think of a more Wrecktastic harbinger of Halloween happiness than this guy:
Yep, Mr. Bonehead here suuure is happy. How happy, you ask? Happy enough to say, "Look, ma! No hands!"
Dorei, just tell the kids it's a levitation trick. Which really startles the pumpkin.
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Christmas; bone in a gourd
Hanukkah; bone in a gourd
Kwanzaa; bone in a gourd
Every single holiday a bone in a gourd
Over at your parent's house a bone in a gourd
Mid day at the grocery store a bone in a gourd
Even when it's Halloween, a bone in a gourd
a bone in a gourd ...
…and, all this while balancing a snow man's head on his head. Wow!
No longer will the
Witches laugh at Skeleton.
Mister Bones has Head.
(I do miss Haiku Joy!)
I miss Haiku Joy too @Birdergirl!
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Another day, another inappropriate song stuck in my head at work. ;-)
How do bakers not see it?!
He might have to go to the hospital to get that taken care of. Ouch!
Wow, just look at the size of that guy's...um...goiter...*quickly looks away & whistles coyly*
oh jeeze, i giggle-snorted coffee into my brain just reading the title.
I just want to know how he got that swirly spine at his neck. Ouch!
And this gives a whole new meaning to the term "JACK-o-lantern." ;-)
Nothing says "Happy Holidays!" quite like a snowman sitting on a skeleton holding a Thanksgiving gourd just waiting for the Easter Bunny. And may I say, they do look happy.
And may I also say, "SuBee, you are awesome!"
Step one, cut a hole in the pumpkin...
SuBee wins the internet! {crying}
"Hey, Richard!! What's that you got there?"
"Well, that's my... in a bo.. no, wait, it's a pumpkin."
"Anything like warm apple pie?"
"Please don't tell mom."
Starts to post "humerous" comment. Realizes SuBee has already posted what every woman wants.
Contact your physician if your pumpkin lasts longer than 4 hours...
With the snowman, skeleton, and pumpkin, this could be a cake for Hallowthankmas! (When stores combine all three holidays into one.)
Humans do not generally have a baculum, so this skeleton is either that of a mutant or a non-human animal.
(Though that skull-sized neck bone also worries me)
That should go with the10/23 Happy Boner Day Cake
The latest fashion in Codpieces.
God help us all!!
American Pumpkin Pie
Also he has a goiter.
Can't stop laughing!!! Ohmygoodness this is a treasure!! Esp the surprised pumpkin face! Hahaha love it.
I can't stop coughing/laughing at this. Even my hubby rushed over to see what happened. Lol this is hilarious.
In addition to his other problems, that skeleton has a GIANT goiter. He better get that looked at.