Because SIX SEVEN ATE! Haha! (Wait. Am I doing this right?)
May 20, 2014 Today is a red letter day, fellow wreckies!
;)
Well, really more of a red number day.
;)
Maybe I should start over.
See, today I've been writing Cake Wrecks for SIX WHOLE YEARS.
;)
Six years!
That's 2,190 days, about 2,118 posts, and at least 638 poop puns.
;)
Not to mention all the cupcake cake (patooie!) spit-takes that I've frankly stopped keeping track of.
So today's post is brought to you by the magical number six!
[chanting] Six! Six! Six!
;)
Oops.
(Hey baker, you misspelled "Damian.")
On second thought, forget the number. Let's just focus on ME.
So...
Happy anniersy to me!!
;)
Haha!
And here's to thousands and thousands more poopy chocolate swirls, crazy misunderstandings, wrecked weddings, overly-literal executions, blatant demonstrations of inferior quality control...
[loud sobbing]
Ahem.
But most of all here's to YOU, my dear wreckies, and the increasingly disturbing fan wrecks you keep sending in:
;)
[Good luck censoring THIS, John! Ha!]
Don't ever change, you sick sickos, you. MWAH.
Thanks to Emily D., Jamie L., Mike & Johanna, Brooke M., Debbie N., Tanisha M., & Brianna E., who spotted that last one at a friend's baby shower, but no one explained to her that it was a CW tribute, so she was really, REALLY confused, which makes it all SO MUCH BETTER. (Carrot Jockey nipple censors FTW!)
Note from john (thoJ): I'm like a Photoshop master. Click here for the uncensored version.
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Reader Comments (78)
Happy Anniversary, Jen! (And John, the Photoshop master.) Six years, and you're the one giving us wrecky gifts. We WOULD have baked you a cake, but, well, you know...
*counting on fingers*
*and toes*
So, you started CW on my wedding anniversary?
I am honored, or horrified. Either way we're gonna have a lot of fun!
Sung to "You're Sixteen, You're Beautiful and You're Mine"
Sometimes wrecks make me scream, make my eyes stream
Make me chuckle or whine
For six years, wrecks plentiful. How divine!
All those glistening poo swirls! I'm gonna hurl.
"I want sprinkles!" enshrined.
For six years, wrecks plentiful. How divine!
Hapy Ana...
Happy Annevrs...
'Appy Annavares...
Happy Day You Started This Blog!
Happy 6st Anniersy Jen! (And John and Everybody!)
I’ll light the fire, and you throw the poopcake
In so it will burn right away
Staring at the screen for hours and hours
While I wait for you to write your comments
Every day for us, only for us
Write your post now, then rest your fingers for a minute
Your comments are fine
6nd years has been great, though EPCOTs are exhaustiating
And some people just don’t get them
It is sad but true. You know it’s true-u-u
Jen’s wrecks are the bestest, bestest, bestest, best wrecks
Some cakes have left us scarred and spelling is so hard
And what you want aint always what you get
So now
I’ll light the fire, and you throw the PanWow
In so it will burn right away-ay-ay-ay-ay
Happy Birthday, Cake Wrecks! And, Happy Anniersy to you, Jen, and john(thoJ)! Thanks for the laughter – you exceed the MDRL (Minimum Daily Requirement of Laughter) every post! And thank you for all the hard work behind the scenes that it takes to make this look so easy. And, thank you for letting this be an inter-active place, where regular people and those with a few loose screws can come and laugh and play while taking a respite from that thing called Life.
(And underneat that…)
Thank you to the CW Team! Your support is invaluable, and your talent knows no bounds!
Thousands of posts, 342, 205 “likes” on Facebook, two best-selling books, and an untold number of daily readers and commenters who come to this place daily to laugh and pay homage to the funniest, most clever humor site ever can’t be wrong!
Today we celebrate the Joy of Six!
Happy Anniversary! Thanks for all the fun and I can't wait to see what wrecks the future holds.
Happy Anniversary! Thanks for the laughs!
Jen and John (thoj) and the whole team --- WE. LOVE. YOU..
MWAH!
Yay Jen! You bring laughter to the dreariest of days. Bet you never expected the torture to last this long.
Congradu---
Congarats--
Congratulato--
Aw heck.
Well done (all caps)!
Congratulations on six years, Jen, John, and the CW team! Thanks for the many many laughs, the lost appetites, the spit-takes, and the need for oh so much brain bleach. Blessings to you and here's to many more wrecks!
I think the people who make these cakes are the same type that are on the first audition episodes of American Idol. They are under the impression that they are the best in the world. Makes for good entertainment, though.
Happy Anniversary!
Hap 6nd aniversary! yoo hav mad a bigg impak on cak decoraters everwear
Happy 6rd anniversary! Many thanks to you, John (thoJ) and the Cakewrecks team for being an essential part of my day xxx
So could we call this Six Years--Jeez! of Wreck Bakin'?
Happy Anniersy Jen, john(thoJ) and the whole team!
The writers and wreckies are some of the bestest people ever! Thanks for doing what you do so we can all have a little break from this crazy thing called life.
Happy Sixth Anniversary, Jen! So glad Cake Wrecks is here when I need a hilarious start to my day.
I'm so very grateful that you decided to post that first wreck six years ago and that you've blessed us with your brilliance, wit, and humor just about every single day since then. Thanks also to your support team: John, Sharyn, Lindsey, Lily, the submitters, the commenters, and the lurkers.
Keep going, girl! Even if it stopped being fun for you years ago, it's a flurking laugh riot for all of us who don't have to do the work! We love you! XOXOXO!
Congratulations and Thank You!
THANK YOU!
Congratulations Jen, and thank you for 6 years of Cake Wrecks. I get up most mornings to wait by the computer at 7:30 (cst) for the latest posts. And then I check the comments all day. I have loved them, one and all.
Happy blogiversary!
Wait, someone sprung that shower cake on an unsuspecting pregnant lady who isn't a wrekkie? Not cool.
Carrot Jockey Nipple Censors is the name of my electro-punk band.
Thanks for all the snorts, the giggles, the screams and the squeals. I can't believe all my keyboards and monitors have survived!
Congradulatuns nd tanks four de memorie
Congrats on your 6nd! And thank you for the UNcensored.... <3 <3
Happy Anniversary.
That top cake, I'd am insult to the Red Sox. The stitching on a baseball does not look like that.
The second one, I guess they *sorta* did what was asked. They wrote the 2 (In Red)...
Happy Anniversary.
That top cake, Is an insult to the Red Sox. The stitching on a baseball does not look like that.
The second one, I guess they *sorta* did what was asked. They wrote the 2 (In Red)...
Happy anniversary!
Happy Anniversary to Cake Wrecks!
Things I've learned during the past five years (that's when I stumbled upon you):
1. CCC's are mostly evil (only "mostly" becauseI love excessive frosting)
2. Body parts should never be reproduced in cake form.
3. If you must swirl brown frosting, please, for the love of Zeus, use a star tip.
4. Haiku, song parodies, and puns can brighten anyone's day.
5. It is possible to think of someone you've never met, or exchanged any noticeable dialogue, as family (here's looking at you Jen, john (thoJ), Sharyn, Haiku Joy, mel, SuBee, Jodi)
6. Never underestimate the power of education.
Thank you!!
Happy anniversary to Jen, John, and all the other deranged folks that help you. You can not be sane after doing this for six years.
Happy 6th Anniversary, Jen. Thank you for all of the laughs during the week, and the Sundays full of gratutude and appreciation.
"Today we celebrate the Joy of Six!"
Snort!! Thanks, mel!! :)
And thank you, Jen, john(thoJ) and all the Cake Wrecks crew and commentators!! :D
Happy birthday Cake Wrecks! May you get the cake you so richly deserve- one of those Sunday Sweets should do nicely!
In the title you nailed the punch line, if Yoda was telling the joke!
Yoda" Why the other numbers afraid of six are?" "Because six seven ate."
Hoppy Xisth Annevarasity! (in blue) {no caps} [with sprinkles]
I have occasionally wondered just how many wrecks can their be in the world, how long can they keep this blog going?
I'm now convinced irradiated cockroaches falling into the sun will still be wreckorating cakes.
Here's hoping for cin red) more an'nIersey years! (That apostrophe and last e are very important when spelling an'nIersey. Otherwise, the meaning might be lost.)
Happy Anniversary to the Cake Wrecks team. I can always count on you for a daily laugh - and usually more than one, especially if I read the comments!
Hapy Aniversey! (That's what I see....)
I don't post often, but I lurk every day. Every. Day. (Scary to think about).
I have given your books as gifts.
Best blog, best community.
*raising Sonic cherry limeade* Here's to many more successful years!!
What Mel & Subee & Sharyn said!
Bravo Cake Wrecks team! Bravo!!!!
Eye patch, John. It;s a pirate hooker baby. It needs an eye patch.
Huppy ANnavucery! Let them east cake!
I don't see what's wrong with the third one. To me, it looks like a very cute baby Godzilla with unexplained flowers all over its body.
Hapy Aniversey!!
Love the page, keep it up :)
Happy Wreck-iversary, Jen and John (thoJ and Photoshop master)!
Did anyone else read the second cake as 2 CIN RED) and wonder why there was a closing parenthesis without an opening one? It finally dawned on me that the capital C IS the opening parenthesis. Sheesh!
Happy Wreck-iversary, Jen and John (thoJ and Photoshop master)!
Did anyone else read the second cake as 2 CIN RED) and wonder why there was a closing parenthesis without an opening one? It finally dawned on me that the capital C IS the opening parenthesis. Sheesh!
I left you messages. I know. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! (say like Matt Smith)
Lol @ all caps (last cake). I wanna reach in and have that first "6" cake with you.
I am glad you put "at least" because I am really sure there were more than 638 poop puns.
Happy Anniversary and here's to many more poop puns. (oh but you can stop with the baby cakes. I am having nightmares that feature some of them.)
Happy blog anniversary, Jen, john(thoj), and everyone in the CW Team - we all appreciate you!! May you have many more years of sprinkles, whenever you want them!
PS - @Tyler, that made me snort. =-)
Happy anniversary you wild bunch! You make my days brighter!
So, more naked bemohawked babies! Riding ta-tas this time though, instead of carrots. Klassy.
Thank you! I have learned over the years to: 1. Go pee before looking at cake wrecks, 2. Swalllow ALL my Diet Coke before opening the blog, and 3. make sure the post is "safe for work" before I show it to my co-workers!