[gazing dramatically into distance]
Sooome... WHERE.... oooover the rainbow!
My, oh my.
There's a cake that I heard of
Once that I'd like to buy.
Some... ONE... spelled out the colors!
Chris is "blue."
Why... did... the wreck-er-a-tor
Pipe the instructions, too?
Someday I'll get into my car
And drive until the wrecks are far behind me!
Where "banquet"'s spelled right in the shops
And no one tries to sell cake flops
That's where yooouuu'll FIIINNND me!
Some... WHERE... ooover the rainbow
They... don't... write out instructions
Those are the cakes I'll buy.
If happy customers can buy
Cakes with a "rainbow"
why ooohh whyyyy
Thanks to Tristan S., Vern M., Tim L., Debi G., Sarah B., David H., Brenda T., Karen B., Stephanie D., and Sahara H. for really bringing the house down.