Monday
Nov032014
Curses! Spoiled Again!
November 3, 2014 Look out, movie buffs! 'Cuz these cakes are about to SPOIL.
(No, really, classic movie spoilers ahead!)
The kid's therapist is a ghost.
;)
I see....
299 die.
;)
Only one survives.
(Or would that be "eno" survives?)
Norman Bates' mother is not the killer.
;)
Which is kind of a drag...
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
;)
NooOOOoooo!!!
And it wasn't Jason:
;)
It was his mom.
It was the Earth all along.
;)
(And that's the Statue of Liberty.)
I would never have guessed.
They ALL did it:
;)
But good luck keeping track.
Oh, and...
Soylent Green is made of people.
;)
It was pretty obvious.
Thanks to Susie, Anony M., Lynn B., Andrew C., Amy C., Kim, Rebecka M., and Laura M., who are ALL Keyser Söze. (I KNEW IT!)
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Reader Comments (33)
…And, a seagull with dysentery flew by the Statue and made a deposit on the side of her face.
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
I could've been somebody, instead of a lousy cake decorator, which is what I am."
On the Waterfront, 1954
And Rosebud is....
What the heck is "Jason" cupcakecake supposed to be? Golf?
The Murder on the Orient Express reference was a pleasant surprise, but I think the last one should have been Scent of a Woman.
I love the smell of fondant in the morning.
APOCALYPSE NOW, 1979
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with a ccc (patooie!) and a nice jar of sprinkles.
The Silence of the Lambs, 1991
And the eno cake is so well done, with the little rosettes and all. So close.
Nooooooooooooo D:
"You know how to decorate a cake, don't you, Steve? You just put a tip on your piping bag and blow."
To Have and Have Not, 1944
I know I'm really out of it today, but I don't get the Jason one at all. Can someone please explain?
4th cake: One word: plastics.
=^-.-^=
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -- Every Wreckerator Ever
Have never seen a picture of a ghost train before.
“I put a curse on that cake. My sister is eating that cake. I put a curse on that cake that it's gonna explode, burn on fire and fall onto the floor. Fifty years ago, she stole a man from me. A summo ingenio, iuvenes scilis exornator! Today she tells me that she never loved him, that she took him because she liked his “cake.” Now she's going back to Sicily. Ritorna in Sicilia! I cursed her that the green, gloppy frosting should swallow her up!”
Moonstruck, 1987
@TLC - I don't watch scary movies either. This site explains all the backstory to the Friday the 13th series, and I'm assuming this is the Jason vs Mom thing....
Howdy from Texas @TLC. That golf ball(?) looks like the face of Jason in his hockey mask. Those black dots vaguely resemble the hockey mask holes.
For those wondering about the "Jason" one: it's a golf club, and a golf ball with a scared look on its "face".
The Jason one is s hockey mask and stick.
I thought the jason one was a hockey puck and stick but when I scrolled without seeing the stick or club whatever, it kinda reminded me of a bad cat in the hat rendering......
"Cake Decorators don't get second chances".
Identity, 2003
SuBee is on FIRE today and Just Andrea nailed it on the head! Hilarious ladies!
"As God is my witness, I will never be hungry for cake again!"
--Gone with the Wind
“My mama always said life was like a big box store cake. You never know what you're gonna get.”
Forest Gump, 1994
“Talent? We ain't got no talent! We don't need no talent!
I don't have to show you any stinking talent!”
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948
One does not simply walk into a bakery... and expect perfection
- Fellowship of the Baking Ring
OK, yeah, I was really out of it this morning. I thought that was an arm with a flexed bicep, not a hockey stick.
I don't want to sell any cakes, buy any cakes, or process any cakes as a career. I don't want to sell any cakes bought or processed, or buy any cakes sold or processed, or process any cakes sold, bought, or processed, or decorate any cakes sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. -Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything (1989)
Look at that! Look how she moves.It's just like buttercream on springs. I tell you, it's a whole different frosting.
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Lmao! I love the comments just as much as these wrecks. Boy the wreckerators out did themselves this time. Sheesh. Though the sorry I slept with your mom cake nearly killed me when I couldn't stop laughing.
Frances P - my first thought was also Cat in the Hat for the Jason cake.
Sandy - Great Lloyd Dobbler
You commenters are way smarter than I am.
@#4: If MMORPGs were cake.
Just when I thought I couldn't love you more, a soylent green reference! Reading your posts is like reading my sister's mind. You're awesome! (I tried to misspell that, but I just CANNOT bring myself to do it!)
Considering I dressed up as Norman Bates as his mother (complete with fake bloody knife) for Halloween, you can probably guess which of these is my favorite. :D
Although the Murder on the Orient Express one was a pleasant surprise, and the comments are GENIUS.
Soylent Green is made of people! PEOPLE!!!
(Charlton Heston at his best... worst)