On January 1st, my home state of Colorado started selling legal recreational marijuana.
You know what that means, right?
TIME TO GET BAKED!
Say, you think this cake comes with a side of brownies? [eyebrow waggle]
I live in a college town, so I'm used to the occasional whiff of weed here and there. Still, you can imagine how it is now. Not to worry, though; I have an extremely strong constitution. Yep, stone-cold-sober Sharyn, that's what they call me! Heh. Aheh. Heh.
Man, I could really go for some nachos right now.
Weird. I don't even like refried beans.
Anyway, like I said, there's no chance of me being affected...
Hey, there's leftover spaghetti and biscotti! Brilliant!
It never even occurred to me to combine these before!
I think I'll call it "Bisghetti." No, "Spaghotti!"
Anyway, definitely getting a patent on this.
I don't want to scare you guys, but I think we're being watched.
[staring intently at the salt shaker]
(40 minutes later)
Hey, have you seen this picture of my brother's levitating cat?
I didn't even know c@s could DO th@!
=^..^= (The kids call that "texting.")
Well, I'm feeling a bit sleepy. So. You know...
Thanks to Anony M., Lisa H., Debra B., Rachael D., Jill A., Kelly B., & MJ. I'd say more, but I really need a snack...