High There
January 8, 2014 On January 1st, my home state of Colorado started selling legal recreational marijuana.
You know what that means, right?
;)
TIME TO GET BAKED!
Ahem.
;)
Say, you think this cake comes with a side of brownies? [eyebrow waggle]
I live in a college town, so I'm used to the occasional whiff of weed here and there. Still, you can imagine how it is now. Not to worry, though; I have an extremely strong constitution. Yep, stone-cold-sober Sharyn, that's what they call me! Heh. Aheh. Heh.
[long pause]
Man, I could really go for some nachos right now.
;)
Weird. I don't even like refried beans.
Anyway, like I said, there's no chance of me being affected...
Hey, there's leftover spaghetti and biscotti! Brilliant!
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It never even occurred to me to combine these before!
I think I'll call it "Bisghetti." No, "Spaghotti!"
Anyway, definitely getting a patent on this.
Wait. Waitwaitwait.
Wait.
(wait)
I don't want to scare you guys, but I think we're being watched.
;)
[staring intently at the salt shaker]
(40 minutes later)
Hey, have you seen this picture of my brother's levitating cat?
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I didn't even know c@s could DO th@!
=^..^= (The kids call that "texting.")
Well, I'm feeling a bit sleepy. So. You know...
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Cha. Righteous.
Thanks to Anony M., Lisa H., Debra B., Rachael D., Jill A., Kelly B., & MJ. I'd say more, but I really need a snack...
Reader Comments (59)
The guy in the moon kind of looks like Bill O'reilly. So he has gone from not knowing what causes the tides to to BEING the cause of the tides
I thought that was Patrick Stewart on the Space Kitties cake. Also, those space kitties look just like Snoopy the Exotic Shorthair. Still doesn't make much sense, but it's pretty silly nonetheless.
OMG, Sharyn! I am *CRUSHED*. You do POT?! *GASP* My innocence is GONE. The HORROR, the HUMANITY, the...HUNGER! Yep, like hungry, hungry hippos! Someone pass the cheetos, and DON'T let our cute little Cake Wrecks Bunker kitty (i.e.Theardare) eat any of the brownies! (Remember what happened when he got a hold of some bad catnip last summer?! Or was that the summer prior?!) Any way, keep it AWAY from Theardare. He's already got a new song revved up for Room 101 - "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. <shudder>
That fifth cake totally looks like it's thinking "OMG, I am SO HIGH right now--- and THEY ALL KNOW IT!"
I know that look too well.
Your Pal,
Storm
I'm a Washingtonian, so I heartily approve this post. I think my favorite thing that's happened since pot's legalization is the Seattle police handing out Doritos bags with information about the new pot laws taped to them at Hemp Fest. Pure genius.
what are those black, round things on the cupcakes? rubber washers?
OMG!! I bought my (now ex) husband that Three Wolf Moon shirt when it first came out. He wore it all the time! I had no idea that was the shirt you were talking about until i clicked @hyphen8's link!
PS All y'all are high-LAR-ious, Dude. Wow man, freaked me OUT!
The first cake looks like it's smoking the "fatty" from Cheech & Chong's "Up in Smoke". You know...the one made from the stash his dog ate? heh
The space kitties cake is mesmerizing. I just wanna stare at it for hours....