Thursday
Aug232012
Colon: Blown
August 23, 2012
Well, to be fair, it looks like it *did* fly out of someone's butt.
I like how the candles are sinking into the cake, too, like it's some kind of technicolored Swamp of Sadness. Then again, if *I* had that big of a log next to me, I'd probably abandon all earthly hope, too.
Thanks to Stephanie B. for finally giving a crap.
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Reader Comments (48)
Really? Can't imagine the baker thought this looked good. Hard to look at.
Sung to “Brown Eyed Girl”
Hey, why did you go
There on my Mom’s cake?
Stephanie’s crying
Man, you are so lame
Pushing down the candles, yea yea
Stinkin’ and a-runnin'
On a Technicolor sheet cake
Man, your choice was stunning, and
Ewwww, brown, wide turd
Ewwww, why, why? Brown, wide turd.
Bathroom humor never dies. It just swirls around and around.
It is amazing what people will actually make and dare to sell.
And it's also amazing that people actually buy that crap. If it were me, they would have to scrape if off the shop window. Seriously.
Why? Just... why???? WHY didn't someone look at this and think 'uh... no. That's not what we were going for.'
Unless what they were going for was a great big crap lying across two decapitated triangles spray-painted in hideously clashing colours, with four horrendous 'number' candles smooshed into them. In which case, they totally nailed it.
The cake itself must be BRAN flavored. :-P
Oh... that's wrong in soooooooo many ways!!!
PS, please tell me that's not the actual design of the Ex-Lax box. Please.
Is the picture on the Ex-Lax box of the medicine or promised results?
It looks like a wee wee with poo poo at the... um ...base of it. No matter how you look at it, dont look at it!
This is actually a beautiful recreation of the rare dookie-bodied brightwing butterfly. Its stomach-turning appearance is a very effective natural defense mechanism. Predators are so nauseated by the sight of the insect that they become physically unable to eat it.
Thanks for putting me off chocolate DX Sharyn LOL
Ex-Lax....the #2 choice....good one :) That cake is just so wrong on so many levels...
No, Joan, the real box shows "chocolate" squares! This was priceless though!
I laughed harder at this wreck than I have at a wreck in weeks. That makes me a little sad about the current state of my humour-finding level, but I've convinced myself not to give a crap about that and just enjoy/be repulsed by today's post.
I had to go to the official Ex-Lax(TM) website to make sure that package was photoshopped or something.
"Ewwww, why, why? Brown, wide turd."
Stuck in my head for the rest of the day...you've really outdone yourself this time, Sharyn!
I was actually afraid to look at todays post after just reading the title. Yeah, no breakfast for me today. Thanks Jen for helping me with my diet!
Awwwww. ARTAX!
That is all.
*sniff*
I definitely shouldn't visit this site while eating lunch. bleh!
Ewww.
Some people really DO need to seek professional help for their ongoing LSD flashbacks which influence them to choose this decorating/color scheme. And their delusions that this cake is anywhere near attractive, or edible.
In addition to the horribleness of the technicolor wings, poop middle and sinking candles, it looks like they spelled Stephanie's name wrong.
Poo-fly, don't bother me... Poo-fly, don't bother me... Poo-fly, don't bother meeeeeeee.... (blinkblinkblink)... I take it back - IT DOES!!!!
I love how the "body" has shade variants to make it that much more realistic, as though forced through a strained opening. The Japanese adore poo-themed desserts (not flavored with or containing the actual ingredient), but this lacks the cartoon-y whimsy of those special treats.
What a crappy cake! [sorry, I had to]
@Joan - LOL!
Thanks, Sharyn! That was amazing! :)
I am SO glad that today, on my birthday, I have a plain white coconut cake. Simple, yummy and very "un-turd-like." LOL!!
So glad people are getting The Neverending Story reference ;) That is TOTALLY what the 70 and 20 candles reminded me of, too!!!
Eeeeew Eeeeew and double Eeeew!
It's too bad this isn't a Star Wars related wreck..then you could have an ad for Dooku-Lax.
Dooku-Lax: for the Sith in you.
This joke courtesy of my DH.
Eew! That is so wrong on so many levels.
Colon Blow!
And now available...Super Colon Blow!
an easy chair companion: a cake and a footstool.....
I am so not seeing #2 here...but AM seeing a rather well-endowed, obviously MALE butterfly. Or, if I'm being completely honest, no butterfly at all and just a dismembered male member laying on a tablecloth from the 60s.
Well, someone read (or saw) The Help! "Here ya go, boss. I made this just for you. As you know, I put a little bit of myself into everything I do!"
I thought it looked like a hot dog.
It sure makes yesterday's cakes look better. ;)
*"Technicolor Swamps of Sadness" - very nice. Very nice indeed.
But now I can't resist yelling Artax!!!!!!! ARTAX!!!!! Fight against the sadness, Artax! Stupid Horse!
Which quickly degrades into dreamily looking off in the distance and murmuring "Atreyu..." as my husband just shakes his head and sighs.
When I saw the headline for this post, I thought it was a reference to Bartolo Colon. Then I saw the cake, and really wish it had been about a banned baseball pitcher. That cake gives real turds a bad name.
Sharyn, I am not going to be able to listen to Van Morrison without bursting into giggles, thanks to you.You're number 1 at number 2 song parodies! :-D
Oh wow..just when I thought the poo cake had gone away here comes another one lol. Loved the Ex-Lax box. Now that shows what will happen if you happen to eat this cake..ugh. Wreckerators are evil. Poor Stephanie probably wanted to hide under her bed when she saw this and her mom too lol.
Chocolate Ex-lax is my username on a few websites. XD I feel like I got a dedication, almost. XD
@Lisa - thank you. Thank you so much.
;o)
Never eat cake again...NEVER eat cake again.....
Aside from the poo why did 70 year old mom have 20 year old Stephanie at age 50?
No one? Really? Besides the fact that its a disgusting cake.
Always appreciate Sharyn's creativity.
DO NOT SHARE B-DAY CAKES AND WRIGHT BOTH NAMES
Either....
a) get a cake without numbers or names, so you don't say "happy 7012 birthday Amyphill"
b) talk to 1 of the people who the cake is for to conceder celebrating 1 b-day a week early so they both have there own special days
Wrecked 'em? Pretty dang near killed 'em!