Thursday
Apr262012
Frog in Your Throat?
April 26, 2012 BAH DUN DUNT:
JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG
BAH DUN DUNT
;)
She was a good friend of mine.
BAH DUN DUNT
I never understood a single word she said
;)
'Til she croaked at five 'til nine.
;)
(I guess that's not a very good sign)
Oh JOOOOY, I'm gonna hurl
AAAAALL my hairs just curled
;)
Boy this looks like Jabba, or is it just me?
Ooooobiwan, help me.
BAH DUN DUNT
Ya KNOW I love the pastries
;)
Love to have my fun
;)
I'm a cake wreck buyer and a carrot rider
A straight hootin' chum of a pun.
;)
I said I toadally love a good pun!
Oh JOOOOY to the world
;)
ALLLL the boys and girls
Boy, how delicous can a frog cake be?
I faaaailed biology:
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Thanks to Tim W., Megan J., Miranda M., Bethany, Ashley D., Vanessa H., Aslyn, Tamantha M., Vanessa M. for really killing the mood there at the end.
Reader Comments (104)
I throw my plastic tiara at your feet in awe.
joy to the froggies in the bakery
shock to you and me
Who knew there were so many occasions for froguesque confections? Was that one with the lips and plastic ice cream cones a Frogentine or a Mardi Frog? Maybe they meant to be amphibious about it.
Eek, those were terrifying. The dissected frog made me shudder.
Not feelin' the joy!
OMG - the little tongue hanging out of the last frog sent me over the edge. ROFL...
I am going to be singing that song all day now. Is this a regional thing to make cakes out of frogs? (or did I mean frogs out of cakes?) I get the kissing the frog prince, but is there a holiday that celebrates frogs or something?
There are no words.
Tinseled ice cream frog
not cake, but a Mardi Gras
parade float. Cake Rex!
That 5th one looks like Couchie from PeeWee's Playhouse. Maybe tastes like it, too
It would be amazing for someone to record this song, as I will now have it stuck in my head all day. (the CW version, of course.)
Great! Thanks Jen, now not only do I want to get back to blacksmithing from your Epbot post, but now I have that song stuck in my head! Should make for an interesting day. . .
Made. My. Day.
Wow! I'm completely forgotten now what an actual frog looks like! But I do have a great song stuck in my head now, so it's all cool. :)
I was "toadally" singing that out loud. Thanks for the sing-along this morning!
Great. Now I'll never get that song out of my head.
Gives a whole new meaning to "It's not easy being green!"
Oh WOW. Especially that one at the end. Was THAT really necessary?? I mean, I didn't like Biology class anyway.
URG.
OMG! My mom used to sing that song to me all the time when I was a kid! These cakes are HILARiOUS!! That dissection cake is sooo disgusting! I don't think I have ever seen that much green icing in all my life!! haha! Now, where's all the turtle cakes, LOL!
I'd eat those cakes, but then there'd be a frog in my throat.
...first comment!
"A straight hootin' chum of a pun." Best. Lyric. Ever.
There's joy in the world, because there is CakeWrecks. Thanks for keeping us laughing (and gagging).
As a matter of fact, the one with the cattails actually looks pretty good. B ut that last one goes in the "Dead Baby" file! Yetch!
It ain't easy being green!
Normally, I'd dissect the whole post and try to say something pithy, but today I think I'll just stick with
KERMIT FLAIL!!!!
(It's not easy being green...)
Fantastic!
I am laughing out LOUD here! Love this...
Oh, if *ever* a post needed an audio version of it, this is the one! Come on and share your Jooooy with us!! We know you love to have your fun...BAH DUN DUNT!
Thes second cake reminded me of this funny video I saw earlier in the week:http://www.peoplepets.com/people/pets/article/0,,20589819,00.html I never knew that frogs actually sat up like that!!!
number 6 looks like a sleestak
love love love...I laughed so hard I almost croaked.....
This is definitely one of the best song posts. And I'm not just saying that because my four-year-old adores this song and we have to listen to it all the time.
Is it wrong of me to picture someone giving *JAZZ HANDS* everytime they sing Joooooooy?
I loved the new lyrics! You did a great job matching them to the song. And now I'll be singing that all day. (laughing)
OH MY GOSH I SANG THAT WHOLE POST.
These are hilarious. Will be pinning/facebook posting this blog post ;)
Thanks! :D
I actually love the little tongue detail on that last one! I wouldn't mind a cake like that... but then again, I do have a bio degree and frogs were one of the least icky things we had to deal with.
I adore frogs, so to my shame ,I actually liked a few of these but...#6 did immediatly bring to mind
Weird Science. "Lisa,change him back...he'll ruin Christmas!! " wreck on!
Kermit sings the blues
Froggy cousins in cake - sad
Will Kermit be next?
The last cake bears a suspicious resemblance to the frog I dissected in junior high school. It had no aorta. No wonder it was dead ...
Well played, Jen. Well played.
Fantastic post!
Is it National Frog Day? You KNOW there probably is one.
#6 - what is sticking up out of the head?
#7 - I find kind of cute - at least it's not gross compared to the others.
Speaking of gross - gross anatomy, that is - I never minded dissections. Don't know why you think that last one ruined the day. It fit right into the lyrics, song, and was to the beat. Yes, that frog was very beat.
Love that song, sing it at Christmas in fact, ever since we picked up a cassette tape of Christmas carols and it was one there. Now I will be singing it all day, to my son's chagrin. Heavy on the grin.
Now not only will I see frogs in my nightmares but now I have that song stuck in my head.
The last one I like for some reason.
Clearly frogs are challenging to do in 3-D cake... I'm just impressed (or is it shocked? amazed? stunned? horrified?) that there are SO MANY frog attempts out there, and that you have a stock of submissions large enough to fit a whole song to them. Wreck on! (singing JOOOOY to the world...)
These remind me of a cake you can get in a lot of bakeries in Denmark - called a Kaj cake. Kaj being the name of a puppet frog here in Denmark - Kids show thing.
Anyway they are tiny little frog heads. Have a look
http://www.hindbersnitten.dk/recipepics/302.jpg
So, I'm sitting in one of the busiest computer labs in a well-to-do University, supposedly studying for finals and doing MAJOR Physics homework (which I hate).
Who knew "Physics" could make you laugh so hard that you almost pee your pants?! Now to duck behind the computer, since everyone of the lab occupants are staring at me.
Also, Note To Self: Apparently, it's not nice to hum a tune while everyone is quiet. I actually got Shushed!
What occassion calls for a frog cake, especially a DEAD frog cake??? D:
Whenever I hear this song from now I I'm going to be belting out "I FAILED BIOLOGY!"
There should be a Pulitzer prize for bloggers, and if there were, you should win it for: drum roll -
"straight hootin' chum of a pun"
Never better.
at least the last one actually looks like a frog rather than a green concoction of a fevered mind (though one might consider an individual sick for the theme of the cake). At least the frog isn't giving birth, right?
@Jiloe -- Those Kaj cakes are cute. Singly or in pairs. In a mob like that photo in your link, they're rather ominous!
I do not want to see the after effects (if you know what I mean) of so much green frosting.
Ick.
Thanks for the sing-a-long, though!
Oh gosh! Toadally awesome post today Jen!!