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A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
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Reader Comments (70)
DANG!! How can that be unintentional? What else is it supposed to be?
Sung to "Take My Breath Away"
Watching every motion of this thing upon my face
Haunted by the notion this sight I can not erase
Turning with a yearning to just knock this thing aside
Watching with emotion as it flops around but stays
Get this off my face.
GETTHISOFFMYFACE!!!!!
Y'know, maybe we're overreacting. Maybe it's friendly. I mean, it's obviously happy to see us...
Does that c**k have a c**k???
Should that be the one-eyed snake monster? :)
Its tongue, slack with fear.
Its mouth, gaping for sweet breath.
Its teeth, inverted.
Well said. "One Eyed Monster" is among the funnier movies of the past few years.
What on God's Green Earth is that supposed to be?!?! It is just wrong. WRONG!
Oh, that was so intentional.
That's . . . fantastically wrong. And oh-so-funny!
Are you SURE that's unintentional?!?
OHHHhhhhh MYYyyyyyyyyy!!
I have no words! Except that somewhere a teenage boy who was assisting in a bakery is sniggering!
Just... just... OMG. You know, even without the - erm - appendage, it's still just... OMG.
Is that a trick or a treat????
.....? Forgive me for being a stupid weasel, but there are two eyes....
snicker 'get it off' snort teehee winkwinknudgenudge
Going for the triple entendre?
I think I'll keep my hands off this one....
@Sharyn: I thought maybe you'd do "Rocket Man".....
Even worse... is it just me or is the things made from a hotdog bun?
Oh, myself and my co-workers thank you for the terrific morning laugh!!!! @Sharyn and Haiku Joy -- thanks to you, too.
Best. Cakewreck. Evah.
Bad enough that nose looks like a you-know-what, but is it spewing something out of what could only be a mouth???
Oh c'mon, that was as intentional as you can get! Hide your eyes, kiddies!
Man, I hope this was an inside-joke kind of competition at the bakery... "Let's see who can make the most (obscene, gross, disgusting, pick your adjective) cake that someone will buy." Otherwise, this is just too... too... words fail me. And can you imagine mom trying to answer little Jimmy's question, "Why is there a wee-wee on that cake's face?"
@Sharyn - I will never be able to listen to that song again without the image of this thing springing to mind. And it's such a good song :-)
@mel -- I was thinking "Little Willie Willie Won't Go Home..."
Dear God... What IS THAT THING!?!???!
(I DO hope it has perfect ears...)
There. are. no. words.
@ Hanna "One Eyed Monster" or "One Eyed Snake" are euphemisms for the male member that is on the face of the monster. Not knowing that just proves that you are pure of heart and mind. (The rest of us have our minds in the gutter!)
@ everyone else. I am so adding a car to that monorail train to EPCOT: It was definitely intentional. The part-time high-school baker wondered if he'd get away with it. He totally did!
Wait...wha...?!
Oh dear.
"Is that your nose or are you just happy to see me?"
...pass the eye bleach, please?
Oddly enough, I'm not as offended by the pecker nose as I am by the missing upper jaw, the ketchup spilling out of it's half-mouth, and the sour gummi worms that clash and are placed rather willy-nilly.
I <<scrolling up>> yeah, I think he's neutered at least.
Just when I think we've seen it all Jen posts something like this an gives me less and less hope for the decorators of the future.
"One-eyed mosnster" bahahaha
@Sharyn~ Oh the cleverness of you :-)
Six hours later and I'm still stunned.
I REALLY want to know what they were trying to attempt, because my mind is blank. I cannot fathom anything that this would resemble.
Plus, it's one thing for the baker/decorator to say to themselves, "Heh, heh. This is my last day here. I'm going to make the weirdest, most obscene 'cake' I can imagine." But for the other personnel at the store to just put it out there and leave it in the case, is beyond me.
There's a whole lot of not caring going on.
How could they NOT see it??? It HAD to be intentional-if not than I am losing faith in the human race D: Sharyn and Haiku joy bahahahahaha
Hahahaha awesome.
So can we say this is a c*ck-up?
The baker was smoking something that day, or else he was nibbling shrooms from the produce aisle.
Lorie said 'willy'
snicker, snicker, snicker
All I have to say is that I have the light. Does anybody have a cigarette ?
That whole mess looks like styrofoam and the "winkie" does not help!
If that's unintentional... what was it supposed to be?
What else could out have been?
Hannah H... the "one eyed monster" is *not* referring to the visual orbs. It's a euphemism for the big, honking phallic object that''s plastered smack between the eyes.
I'd like to point out the eyes are candies wrapped in eyeball paper/foil so that's unsanitary...
(practicing slow breathing to release stress) You know, the "willy" is rather well done compared to the rest of the cake. I, therefore, rule it as intentional. Not that my saying so means anything, of course.
Can I just say that I'm equal parts staring in disbelief and laughing like an asthmatic hyena with a hernia?? howl, howl, gasp, gasp, ohohohithurts, howl howl (repeat)
"But...I thought that old gypsy woman said 'A CURSE be upon your head!' This is MUCH worse!"
That thing looks like something that is going to come after me tonight in my sleep. That's it I am going to kill it with fire and pray that thing stays dead lol. Wow if that was unintentional I would hate to see what their idea of an intentional wreck would be..I just know it would involve a clown somewhere. :D
I thought the cake was funny, but the "GET IT OFF" caption make me literally laugh out loud (And draw unwanted attention).
I'm calling intentional on this as well. No way anyone over the age of 10 can look at that thing and not know what it is. Therefore, the baker did this for a reason.
BUT WHAT WAS THAT REASON?!? I MUST KNOW!!!
Oh. My. Word. That is...wow. Ugly and disturbing.
Oh my. That is very disturbing and I agree that it appears to be made out of hot dog buns. I"ll never look at a bun the same after this.
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In Australia, we'd call that a d1ckhead.