Tuesday
Aug022011
Killer Thrillers (HEEhee!)
August 2, 2011 [howling wind]
[howling dog]
[howling wind and dog together]
[plus a sprinkling of light rattling chains]
[howling wind and dog together]
[plus a sprinkling of light rattling chains]
Darkness falls across the land...
Prince Humperdink: SKIP to the end!
Oh. Ok.
[ahem]
The fowl-est stench is in the air...
"Quack."The FUNK of forty thousand years!
Give or take an eon.
And Grizzly ghouls from EVERY tomb...
Or maybe a Canadian Black Bear, eh?
Are closing in...to seal your DOOM.
Patriotically.
And though you fight to stay alive...
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I'm missin'myarm, and whereismyface?"
Your body starts to SHIVER.
...me timbers!
(Or maybe that's Orlando Bloom. Hm? LADIES?)
For no MERE MORTAL can resist...
Baby Cthulhu!
Or...
... David Caruso riding a unicorn under a double rainbow!
The EVIL...
(Oh. Or that)
...of...
THE GRILLER.
MUAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA!
AHA...
Wait.
Is that supposed to be steak?
Ew.
Reader Comments (184)
I thought that dragon cake is at least pretty well made, even if it is a bit...old and falling to pieces. I thought it was cute in a "oops, you seem to have lost an ear and some spikes" sort of way.
The rest were pretty creepy though.
Why is that last cake grilling a uterus and poo piles?!?
I wouldn't want to eat a steak that looked like that, much less something purporting to be CAKE! and whats with the poo curls beside it?
Baby Cthulu is actually quite cute!
Oh, my! That steak looks like something you might find in a jr. high health ed. class. "Now girls, this is your...."
And that dinosaur cake is ADORABLE.
That lamb is seriously freaking me out.
Patriotically. o.O
Awww... I'm loving that Baby Cthulhu!
Yeah, all I could envision with that last cake is a medical diagram explaining how an IUD works...appetizing.
I heard the Psycho music when I got to the lamb cake. Creepy! And my word verification to send this comment is "devill" Even more creepy!
Barf! bear cake and lamb cake. I live in Greece and I usually see alive lambs when I visit my parents. They are smelly-dirty animals who go baaaaahhh to cars but they are NOT, I repeat THEY ARE NOT Zombies
Couple years ago, when that dragon cake was made, it might have made the Sunday Sweets page.
I want that cthulu cake!
POOPY PATTIES!!!
From the evil red-eyed zombie duck (never thought I'd be afraid of a duck) to the raw uterus steak - killer chills all around.
I'm still naive enough to think that cakes are supposed to look like something one would want to EAT.
Still laughing at "David Caruso riding a unicorn under a double rainbow!" The thought of anyone riding a unicorn under a double rainbow is scary.
Jackie
I *like* the dinosaur. Even if his ear did fall off. Poor thing.
But the "bear" gave me fits of giggles. As did the Stayin' Alive rewrite.
WV: petsally. "This is my dinosaur pet Sally. Isn't she cute?"
I actually like the dragon cake (#2)! It's pretty cute.
The patriotic lamb of death is utterly terrifying though. Yikes!
OMG OMG OMG!!! I LOVE the Princess Bride reference!!! All we need is a cake of the ROUSs. They can't be any more creepy than some of these!!!
The last one reminds me of a Spongebob episode about a training video for working at the Krusty Krab...
P eople
O rder
O ur
P atties
Awww don't pick on the dinosaur fossil lol!
wv: rendran: I dunno, the only thing that I can come up with is that it reminds me of "redrum" from The Shining.
I also thought the dragon cake was actually cute, and I don't think it's old, I think it's a combination of awkward lighting and getting it too dry when making the"dirt" it's laying on.
Also digging the Baby Cthulu cake.
Joan said:
The Lamb! The Lamb! Hannibal Lecter would have been *running* from that critter.
*Running*.
WV (I just got this,thanks Melinda!) - batos. The lamb cake is still on the shelf batos everyone's frightened to buy it.
S Ketne: i came here when it said 15 comments and wondered if of those someone else has seen an IUD in working condition in that last cake. you have. thank you for confirming that i'm not crazy and seeing things that aren't there.
wv: pyrowe. one should take a flame thrower and pyrowe all those wrecks to ashes.
I had a dream last night that looked very much like that last cake. It was gross then too.
I al also thinking that I would love to meet whomever ordered that David Caruso cookie thingy.
Ahahahaha!! Wait. Why would anyone grill poo and a uterus?
Joanie G said:
Patriotic Lamb of Death. *That's* what it is.
WV (I just got this - thanks Melinda!): wisess.
So many ways to go. But let's settle for 'anyone buying that Patriotic Lamb of Death Cake is clearly not the wisess'.
wow, the dragon cake (if it were "fresher") and the Cthulu cake are actually pretty well done and cute! The other are now making me VERY afraid to go anywhere outside.
*said in whiny voice* It's not steak, it's intestines, it's intestines!
Aw, I thought the dragon wreck was kinda cute!
Oh good heavens! Uterus and poo on the grill? I don't think so!
I was singing it it in my head!!and nearly fell of my chair... laughing.
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triple A+
a classic post frrom the masters.
we are not worthy!!
WV perstro here to the wrecks?
You know that's Neil Patrick Harris and not David Caruso ... right?
http://standpointau.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/nph-unicorn.jpeg
Enthusiastic reader and first time commenting.
The baby Cthulhu is rather cute. Right up to the part that reads 'It's a baby?'
You mean they aren't sure if it's a baby or not?
What a way to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the launch of MTV. You go, Jen! If only you had added some "Bueller, Bueller, Bueller" to this one as well, you would have covered it all! (25th anniversary.)
I'll have the grilled uterus...and, yes, with the i.u.d., please. Oh, and a side of fava beans.....
wv - megag: there's just something about a bloody lamb cake killed with a flag that makes megag.....
Now I keep hearing Vincent Price in my head.
Oh and Donna, ROUSs? I don't think they exist.
That Epcotdragon would be Epcot if it didn't look like it has been in the Epcot window for about Epcot years too long.
D: What are these decorators DOING?!
Awww, I thought the dragon cake was cute.
What I don't get is the pirate with the paintbrush. ??? Is he swabbing the deck? Is it supposed to be a mop? Why would you want a pirate with a mop on your cake? Who makes these plastic figures anyway?
Eww is right!
EpcotGary,
I said the same Epcot to Jen about the Epcotdragon but would she Epcot?
[shaking head] Epcot.
She just said, "Look at how Epcot it is! Sure, it's Epcot but it's missing an Epcot and a bunch of Epcots! Plus, it's covered in Epcot!"
*Epcotsigh*
john (the Epcot of Epcot)
HAMPOOPIES!! Isn't that on every red blooded American's grill?
omg I love the 2nd cake. It reminds me of the dragon off of the movie Pete's Dragon.
Actually I think the baby cthulu cake is kinda cute.... It's a....baby? :)
Baby Cthulhu is adorable!!!
Next time I'm out of sandwich ideas, I now know there's always the option of duck-on-a-bun. No, I don't think it's just the heat that has me seeing this, but it doesn't matter anyway, because I'm not hungry anymore.
I suspect the dragon creator was going for the leathery-skin look deliberately. I don't see any missing spikes, and I think the other ear is there, just not showing much at the photo angle.
Baby Cthulhu and NPH-unicorn-double-rainbow aren't really wrecky, either, IMO; just odd requests. Well, the double rainbow could've looked more like an actual double rainbow, with the bows stacked rather than side-by-side, I guess, but still.
Cthulhu: It's a baby? (or maybe an elder god?)
If I ever have a child I'm announcing it with a baby Cthulhu cake!
:) that prince humperdink part made me smile....a lot.
Princess Bride is my current obsession!
I am not familiar with a Cthulu, or is it the Cthulu, or is that a proper name? I thought that was a baby photo of Zoidberg, of Futurama fame. OK, so the colors wrong, but still...
I do like the dragon cake, but the last one made me "ew," as well.