Wednesday
Feb102010
From the Bottom of My...Bottom
February 10, 2010 Why give your heart to that special someone this Valentine's Day, when you can give him/her something even more special:
your colon. You know, this is so moving, I think I feel a song coming on. That, or a bad case of stomach flu. [head tilt] No, no...I'm pretty sure it's a song. (Whew!) Ok, then - c'mon, everyone, sing it with me!
Laast V-day, I gave you my heart,
But the very next day, you gave it away.
Thiiiis year, to save me from tears,
I'm gonna give you my co-lon (colon!)
Psst. Soon everyone will want the coffee cake colon, Charissa B. - pass it on!
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Reader Comments (128)
What exactly IS that? Is it a king's cake or something?
Ew. I work in a GI clinic and see colons all day - and this grosses me out!
I kept waiting for a joke about "My Bloody Valentine." But I guess that doesn't really go well with the colon theme.
I think it kinda looks like bloody monkey bread. If you don't know what monkey bread is, Google it. (Don't worry, it's safe to search for.)
SCREEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM
*hides under desk in terror*
Raw meat valentines! Sure to be the Next Big Thing!
For some reason this reminds me of my student who wrote that "Colon Powell" was a good role model for young Americans.
Oh. My. God. I have been lurking on your site for years but have never commented. However, this is too awful to let pass. I can't believe this exists!
So nothing says I love you like an edible hemorrhoid?
Oh my.
Is that a "cake" made of meat?
Or is that an actual organ, harvested from a cadaver and served up on a golden cardboard platter?
Either way, it's repulsive.
Can't imagine anyone paid money for that --- any more than I can imagine why anybody made it!
What is that? Monkey bread? A grossly iced giant cinnamon twist?
Oh, blurp! That's disgusting. I can't decide if the decorator knew absolutely nothing about anatomy - or way too much!
What WERE they thinking? (Were they thinking?)
I just literally laughed out loud. I have never seen anything so disgusting! I love you guys, keep it up, I check in daily!!
"I left my bowels in San Francisco!" (not original)
Even the song is better than that *thing*
That's just offal!
Ba Dum Tsh!
::blinks:: What is that? It looks like someone tried to make kissing lobsters or worms out of deli meat. I think the woman holding it ought to be wearing lab gloves, lest she catch something.
Thanks for sharing, I.. think. ;)
Have a great day!
That is disgusting.
OMG
reach for the eye bleach please...
and then help me try to get this visual from my brain
Nothing says, "I admire your intestinal fortitude" like an impacted ascending, transverse, and descending colon. More fiber, stat!
WV: pewingn After seeing this, I feel like (s)pewingn
That's a hunka hunka burning inflamed colon...
Is this cake really that bad?? This is what I got my fiance for Valentine's Day!! What should I do?? :)
Ugh. Was this displayed in the meat dept. or the bakery? Looks like raw meat or chicken innards!!
It looks like a cancerous large intestine. Even my 10-year old son, who is into grossness, thought it was icky.
WTF?!?!? I'm going to have nightmares for weeks!
Looks like a King cake that tried to take advantage of V-Day.
The cake is something else but my favorite part is that you've done your own version of Wham's "Last Christmas" Hooray for George Michael's neon short shorts.
Crap, that's funny!
I'm not seeing colon here. I see Labia. That cake would really turn my hubby on.
and it has the gall to say "i love you". ack!!
thanks, but no thanks. just give me a box o' chocolates and let's call it a day.
Boy, she must feel special after getting that cake. I can't believe someone PAID for that!
Colon my..er...butt. I see a sphincter. :-P
Oh the Puns!!!!
Thanks Jen, Now I will have that song stuck in my head all day - and the picture to go with it!!!
::shudder::
I just feel sick.
Gah. There's really no other word. Just...Gah.
Egads, that's awful. The cake, not the song. Okay the song too but that's awful in a good way.
The cake looks like a wreath and a heart got together and proved that their offspring was not viable.
PS More begging for you to come to the Austin cake show. We need you! We want you! We love you!
Oh gawd. This is unpleasant enough...but it was NOT what I wanted to see in the waiting room while my fiancé gets a colonoscopy. Eeewwwwwww.
That one literally stopped me dead in my tracks... like a really bad impaction.
EWWWWW!!!!
Kara Lynn:
Just tell him you love him with all your ... you know.
Is it my imagination/monitor, or is it oozing something brown and shiny from the center just below the 'L'? I distinctly see a caramel-looking blob. Something tells me that caramel filling would be a bad choice for this particular cake...
*gag*
I have nothing to say about that um, cake. Really nothing. I don't want to think about it ever again.
And, Jen, thanks for the earworm. I am gonna sing that song for days.
I like to check the bakery sometimes just for wrecks, hoping that someday I may, too, be a true wreckporter. I know what the woman holding the cake was thinking..."I'm gonna make it on cake wrecks! I'm gonna make it on Cake Wrecks!I'm gonna make it on Cake Wrecks!"
wv: furenti. If they keep making desserts like this one, a sign that says furenti will be hanging in their front window.
Gag me with a ... fiber-optic camera on a flexible tube! Barf!
eyyyyeeeeewwwww!! Looks like someone coughed up a lung or something!!
My husband thought this post was so unfunny because he could not be convinced that the object in the picture is not a plate of raw meat. "What's funny about a plate of meat?" This, of course, causes me to find the Colon Cake twice as hilarious.
Today's my birthday. I was trying to figure out what sort of cake/treat to make myself. Now I don't even want to eat, much less make a cake.
Did someone PAY for that???!!!!!!!!
Nothing like walking through your grocery store's bakery & WHAM! you see this caketastrophe. I'm pretty sure this cake is not "Everything She Wants" for Valentine's Day.
It makes you wonder "Where Did Your Heart Go?" because it is not represented here.
I think this baker needs to be sent to "A Different Corner" to think about damage done with this cake.
Thanks Jen - while George may not like the new lyrics I bet Andrew does!
Honey, for Valentine's Day, because I love you so much, I went ahead and scheduled your colonoscopy for you. You can thank me later.
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Wow, that’s sphincterrific!
Soooooo NASTY!