Tuesday
Feb242009
Guess Who!
February 24, 2009 ATTENTION CELEBRITY SINGERS: never hire a cake decorator to paint your portrait.
And for the rest of you: can you guess who's who on these cakes? I already gave you a hint. (Answers at bottom.)
Say, do you suppose this Wreckerator realized that "B'day" sounds exactly like "bidet"? That just seems like a bad play, eh? (Hey, these rhymes are unintentional, Ok?)
Did you guess them all? No cheating, now!
Ok, here are your answers:
First:
Tori looks through the looking glass.Or, you know, the make-you-ugly fun-house glass.
Second:
Ohhh - the album is named "B'day". My bad. Or, M'bad.
And last but not least:
Yikes. I guess she does kind of have crazy eyes - I never noticed before. Huh.Rachael G., Sarah W., & Anony M., don't stop the rock.
Reader Comments (315)
Those are very disturbing but the most disturbing was Hannah's teeth - all the black inbetween every tooth. Yikes. Brush your teeth girl!
Oh my god, I thought the second one was CHARO-gootchie, gootchie.
Terrible-just terrible.
Bev
I thought the first one was Courtney Love :s
Ha, I thought the second cake was Charo and the third was Debbie Gibson (back when she was Debbie).
I got Tori Amos, though. Aside from barfly-saggy boobs, that one wasn't so far off.
That was supposed to be Beyonce? I thought it was Charo.
Jess
I was 0 for 0, but I had the Disney Channel area right when I guessed Hannah Montana.
I think the Hannah one isn't too bad!
Chiclet teeth: CHECK
Crazy eyes: Check
Too big mouth: Check
Fame hungry daddy behind : MIssing
Sorry...going to my corner now!
I was completely off on the Beyonce cake. I thought it was Charo.
I guessed Madonna, Charro, and Kathy Griffin. Either way these were some awful wrecks.
At least the decorator got Hannah Montanas teeth right
LOL! I thought it was Stevie Nicks, Raquel Welch, and Courtney Love! Disturbing.
The second one looks way more like Charo than Beyonce.
I thought they were all Miley/Hannah. Hrm.
The last one's eyes are creepy, but the teeth is really what scared the bejeebers out of me!
WV: ashess - These wrecks would be better off as burnt ashess.
The second one looked like Susan Lucci to me..and I couldn`t figure out why someone would want that on a cake.
I totally thought Hannah Montana was Suzanne Sommers.
I got Tori Amos. But I really thought the 2nd one was Charo and the third Suzanne Somers.
That second one looks like lonnie anderson
Whoa, I had my money on Charo for the second cake.
Note to anybody: never, ever draw all the teeth unless you want a ghoulish grimace a la monstrosity number three.
I really thought that second one was Charo. Amazing!
Tilda Swinton
Charo
Kathy Griffin
[peeks at answers]
Ooh, so close!
I actually guessed Charo for #2.
Seriously I thought that Second one was that Charo lady that goes kitchy kitchy koo.
My guesses were Joni Mitchell, Charo, and a very scary Chirstina Aguilera. Not even close!
I thought the second one was Charo.
Ewwwwwwww. Hannah Montana's teeth are HUGE! Looks nothing...absolutely nothing like her. And I thought the 2nd one was a country singer. The first one...well...it was just wrong.
I thought the second one was Zsa Zsa Gabor, LOL!
You're wrong about #2 and #3. They're clearly Charo and Courney Love.
I thought sure the middle one was Charro. And I was certain the last one was Suzanne Somers until I noticed that it was for a 6-year-old. Not a whole whole lot of 6-year-old Three's Company fans, I'm guessing.
I want a Charro cake now.
I guessed: 1) Madonna or Stevie Nicks 2) Carmen Electra 3) Suzanne Somers.
-Ann
OK, I got the first cake and last cake, but the first name that popped into my head for cake #2 was Charo! Cuchi-cuchi!! :P
Beyonce?! I thought it was Charro!
Wow, I totally thought Madonna (old school), Lindsay Lohan, and Kathy Griffin. Way off.
Wow, super scary. I had no idea on the first one, the second one I thought was Charo, and I guessed the third one right. So I was one for three!
Wow, I seriously thought that Beyonce cake was Charo.
I totally thought the second one was Cha-Cha. Is that her name?
SOOOO funny.
On the first one, brown poo icing does not frame it well, in my opinion. And at first, I thought she was holding a cigarette that got erased to have her hand out like that. Did anyone else think that, too?
I thought the third one was Courtney Love. That's frightening.
Eek! Yeah, now I notice the crazy eyes, but honestly, at first all I could see was that gaping mouth-- and those *teeth*!
I refuse to believe that #2 isn't Charo.
I was WAY off on the first 2, but nailed the Hannah Montana cake, though she does resemble Debbie Gibson when she's in cake form.
How sad that I got them all right.
I guess studying Picasso, Dali and Munch in college art did me some good after all!
I thought the second one looked like Charo. Coochie Coochie!
Julie Carr
Miley does have a lot of jumbled up teeth in her mouth.
I would have guessed Madonna, Charo for the first 2. I had no idea on the 3rd!
I thought the Beyonce wreck was CHARRO!
The first one I was going for Madonna.
The Beyonce one I thought was Sophia Loren.
The Hannah Montana one - I totally thought was Crissy from Three's Company.
Looks like I sucked on all of them - however I like my guesses better!!
Oh...Beyonce! I totally thought that was supposed to be Charo.
Wow. I guessed none of those correctly. And what is up (or down with cake #2's left boob? She looks like she may topple from the sheer weight of the thing!
HQ
Whoops, I was sure the second one was Charro.
Oh god. That Tori Amos cake. I die.