Guess Who!

ATTENTION CELEBRITY SINGERS: never hire a cake decorator to paint your portrait.
And for the rest of you: can you guess who's who on these cakes? I already gave you a hint. (Answers at bottom.)
Say, do you suppose this Wreckerator realized that "B'day" sounds exactly like "bidet"? That just seems like a bad play, eh? (Hey, these rhymes are unintentional, Ok?)
Did you guess them all? No cheating, now!
Ok, here are your answers:
First:
Second:

Rachael G., Sarah W., & Anony M., don't stop the rock.
Reader Comments (315)
so, if the album is "b'day," then that means that the cake actually says "happy Kim." there are no words.
Madonna, Charro, and Kathy Griffin. Lol awful...simply awful. lol xx
That's sad, i'm a huge Tori fan, I even have that magazine and I thought it was Carrot Top!
OK, my incorrect guesses were 1) that Shawn White guy who does some sport that I can't even believe is in the Olympics, 2) Charo on a bed of CDs, and 3)Patricia Arquette. Judging by the other guesses, I'd say and actual Charo cake is in order.
Okay, if this didn't say celebrity singers, I would have sworn the first one was Ms. Frizzle from the Magic School Bus!
Would you believe I managed to guess Tori Amos? I'm not sure exactly why or how... Maybe because she's my fave singer and one of the rare few with red hair.
Simply atrocious. Makes for some entertaining reading, though! I am thoroughly enjoying my tour of your blog!
I thought the 2nd and 3rd ones was Charo.
I was sure the first one was Joni Mitchell.
I guessed Hannah Montana, only b/c it said "happy 6th" but to me it totally looks like suzanne sommers!
i thought the third one was suzanne summers! looks just like her lol
the hannah montana cake was for a 6th birthday party. What could you expect?
I did though, consider madonna for all of them. Who hasn't she looked like?
Woah, woah, woah. February 24, 2009 | G. WHAT? I thought it was just me! Who is Charro???? HELP! Also, for that last cake it's probably a Hannah MontanAAAAAAHHHHHHH party. Which explains everything, really.
I saw Tori Amos (weirdly enough), Charo, and Carly Simon.
I thought: Madonna, Paula Abdul, Hannah Montana