A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
October 3, 2009 short and stout.
Here is my handle
here is my..."
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Reader Comments (127)
This deserves a triple X rating.
But I'll have a big ol' slice of that spout anyway, please. I do love me some spout.
Uh . . . , words fail me. One lump or two . . . {{snicker}}
ha ha ha Instant classic!
O.M.G. Now granted, I've been a bit shall we say, 'deprived' of late, but still... this actually made it into the display case?!?!?!
WV: gisheigi - the gutteral sound I made in my astonishment upon first viewing this wreck...
"Attention bakery department, please have the cake decorator pick up line two, Dr. Freud is on hold."
Oh please tell me there isn't cream cheese filling! Egads!
(word verification exctish: as in is this cake suppose to exctish me?)
Oh No!
Ummmm... wow! That's quite a "spout"! ~ Jennie
They needed to reconsider the color change on their 'spout', matching the handle decor might have been safer!
I do NOT want to see that thing "get all steamed up"...
It lookes like a dogs head! Tilted to the side, with pink ears and a rose insted of an eye. And a gap instead of a nose so they didn't have to make yet another colour of icing. Pink, green and white should go a long way when making dog head CCC!
Hmmm. Are you sure you want to drink that? lol
You know, just once, I would love to see someone actually order a cake that looked like a phallus and see what the wreckerators came up with. If they can turn butterflies, tea pots, balloons, etc. into members, what could they turn a member into?
Is your teapot's spout too small? Click here!
ya know what... after looking at the spout, blinking a few times in shock... and re-looking at the cake, I've deceided the handle hole also gives me the heebie-jeebies
Dibs on the "spout"
Ewwwwwwwww!!! A little exhibtionistic pervert teapot!! And I just wanted to cook some tea.
Perfect for a little girl's first tea party!
Eeeeeew.
And of course it had to be pink.
I'm pretty sure that was unintentional, but still... yikes.
Now, off to find something to scour my brain...
Well, hello! :D
Oh, dear. That's got a bit of the phallic to it. The ladies who lunch will be appalled.
Why does chamomille sound dirty now?
That is just bad!! How do these cakes actually make it out of the bakery?
Freud would have a field day.
(and btw the one lump or two comment was just too much! I just ate breakfast. ew)
This was probably the birthday cake that started Amber along her merry way.
I love this site so much. Thanks for keeping up the postings and updates even while on the road. Talk about your wreck stars!
--kate
The real crime wasn't the error of how it came out, but actually putting it on the display case! What person didn't SEE this??
Hahahahahahahaha! This is my new favorite wreck of all time!
Love it!
I am still sitting here with my mouth agape.
Anonymous said...
"Perfect for a little girl's first tea party!"
...and now you know how Lorena Bobbit got started.
:-O
I'm just going to say it looks like an elephant trunk... yeah... that's it
I'm a little "pee" pot, perhaps?
Really, some people must do this type of thing on purpose - who can't see this? Even so, this would have been a wreck even if the spout wasn't so phallic!
wv: defecace - a descriptive word for some of the c*** we see in bakery cases.
Veggie T, I'm with you...can any other disney freaks see Dumbo in his clown get up here? Or is it just me?
I think Freud would have a field day with me...
I never realized a little teapot could look as if it had caught an std... I mean it don't look right on SOOOOO many levels.
Paging Dr. Freud... Paging Dr. Freud... stat!
When I clicked on the related posts link, I expected it'd be this one: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/this-made-me-laugh-til-i-cried.html
But the linked one was good too. :-D
I know you were this was on your mind...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV0RL7vK44E
Nothin' like a good piece of spout!
Thank you - I needed a good cleansing laugh this morning after oversleeping a criminally long time. *SO* looking forward to you coming to Bethesda!!
Oh MY! What a big..."spout" you have!
Woo-hoo...hope they serve sake with that teapot!
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Word Verification (SCORE!!):
maturrec: "Warning: the following teapot is intended only for maturrec". That is, "Mature Recreation".
my husband's reaction: "What's that, a teapot?" "Yeah." "No, I think it's more of a pee-pot."
is that rose a crypt orchid?
("retained testicle")
I'll take two nuts with that spout.
And tell Loraina that her Cake is ready!
What makes me more sad is that it's rather pretty otherwise, then you get SHEMALE!
"Tea?"
"yes, please!"
"One hump or two?"
"Oh my!!!"
LOL!!!!
Wendy
Oh, Lord. You just know that cake was meant for somebody's granny.
Oh my goodness gracious...LOL!
you shoulda warned us about the adult content in this one :-)
Nice spout by the way...
We should totes hook this guy up with Mrs (Angela Lansbury) Potts from Beauty and the Beast.