A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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October 3, 2009 short and stout.
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Reader Comments (127)
Whoa... dirty cake alert! And the worst part is that is was probably for a bunch of little girld fancy tea party. Oy.
This is amazing.
To paraphrase Mae West: Is that a teapot yer holding, or are ya just glad to see me?
Nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning. That is hilarious.
OMG....did it have to be PINK?
Wow! "Pour some sugar on me.."
Amy B.
all the ladies go crazy for my http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozSSseCh3U" rel="nofollow">sugar lumps
It COULD be a flower-loving elephant if you tip your head and squint just right. :P
Actually.....if you look at the whole thing long enough....it looks like a cute pink and white elephant's head...with the obviously pre-fab rose being the eye.
Looks like Jenna Jameson got herself a day job.
Bwow chika bow wow...
heh heh heh....
Is that a spout in your pot or are you just happy to see me?
I dunno... looks like the "spout" is suffering some shrinkage. Must be iced tea in that pot!!
Oh a side note, I just bought your book and read it and laughed so hard that I cried. Thank you, oh thank you for such a wonderful contribution to the world of the written word!
WV: doweep. "When you see this cake, you doweep".
ROFL that's classic!
oh my. (i'm a little pee pot...*snicker*)
oh thats a gem!
Someone needs to submit this to failblog too! Oh my!
Jen, Just got my copy of the CakeWrecks book in the mail today! I immediately sat down and devoured it. Awesome job!
Nice FotC reference... can't have a pot of tea without sugar lumps.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA!
Amazing. The comments are just as great.
At least it's a HAPPY ,little spout!
I want to meet the person who thought they could make a teapot out of cupcakes. That kind of thinking takes cojones....which may explain why the thing looks the way it does.
WUT.
Well blow me down.
... "when i get all steamed up, hear me shout. tip me over and pour. me. out."
*sigh* if only it were that easy. ;-)
i do believe this little teapot should be in your next book!
gearing up for AUSTIN tomorrow! can't wait to meet y'all! i'll be the blonde with a texas drawl. ;-)
I always prefer those spouts that are bigger than a baby's arm ;)
ROFL Double AA -- "Handle hole" is what we're calling it these days?
the spout was so ...stunning that i didn't even notice it was a CCC til reading the comments!
WV: watol = watol you have with your pee -- i mean tea?
It looks like the decorator was aiming for delicate and feminine... and missed. By far. At least it was a shocking pink and not the lovely fleshy pink we saw on the fire hose cake. *shudder*
Oooh, this one would've gone great with the CCC bra and panties photos I submitted this summer! Too funny!!!
I knew I liked tea for a reason!
That certainly does not look like a spout.
I've never scene a cirmcumcised tea pot before!
I just got your book, Jen. It made my day!!!
Um...the flowers are pretty.
When I'm horrified by cakes on this site, I think about how delicious they must be because that would be the only excuse for selling such monstrosities.
Have you ever done a post about what people can do if a bakery severely messes up a cake (putting the wrong inscription, etc?). Do they have to make it right?
It seems the guy that drew the phallus on the "little Mermaid" movie poster got fired from Disney and decided to follow his dream to become a cake Wreckorator.
Wow, is that a cake you're eating or are you just happy to see me XD
You know what really gets me? That's actually a pretty decent buttercream rose in the middle. Why on earth is someone who can actually do some decent decoration making such a hideous mess of a cake?
No. No freaking way...
hahahahah! I do believe that is a XXX CCC?
Um.. that's about all I can say!
Oh, give me this cake! Give it to me! yeah!
Today is my 40th birthday and now, my simple DQ ice cream cake somehow feels... inadequate.
I have cake envy!
Teabag, anyone?
I dont know if i am allowed to say the word that comes to mind when I see that Uh "spout"... oh yeah its a tea pot. Hehehe!
I wonder what the flavor is. At least you wont have to add your own cream to this tea.
I just found your blog...I heard about your new book on PW. I could not stop laughing when I saw this one! Instant pick me up!
At least it's not steaming.
I wonder if it has cream filling...
OMG, I haven't laughed that loud at a wreck in some time. Them wreckerators still got it!
Ptui!!!
wv: gated
I would have preferred the expur-gated version.
tip me over baby!!!!