What's Mold Is News Again

MOLD.

The silent killer that lurks in your pastries.

Lurking, like a silent killer... WHO LURKS.

Yeah, like that.

Mold is responsible for untold deaths, dismemberments, and icky gag-fests the world over.

Plus it's gross.

But who is to blame for this malicious fungus of death?

[picture of grim reaper wearing a baker's hat]

We went right to the source, to ask the tough questions and get the exclusive answers that only Wrecks News can provide.

[video of well dressed woman running toward random baker]

"Sir! Can you tell me why your bakery hates America? And children? How many American children have you personally dismembered? Is it true you perform deadly experiments on the state park pigeons? What's up with that, you sicko?

"Hey, come back here!!"

[turning to face camera]

"Well, there you have it, my friends. Bakers hate America. Back to you, Sally!"

Thanks to our wreckporters Chris H., Rane M., Jill H., Amy S., Jessica B., Kate K., & Tami F.. Coming up next: can cake make you skinny?! The new diet sensation sweeping the nation!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

MEAT WEEK!!

THIS WEEK
IS
MEAT WEEK!

[Kermit flail]
MEAT WEEEEK!!!

THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-MEAT-BEEF-TREAT-WEEK!!!

WE HAVE MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE CAKE!

[whispering]
MEAT WEEK!!!

CAKE THAT LOOKS LIKE MEAT!

[singing]
MEEEEEEAT WEE-EEE-EEK!!!

AND MEAT THAT LOOKS LIKE MEAT BUT THEY PUT IT IN A CAKE PAN SO YOU MIGHT MISTAKE IT FOR CAKE BUT IT'S REALLY MEAT!

[normal tone]
UM. MEAT WEEK?

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A MEAT EXTRAVAGANZAA!!!!!!

LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE BEARS!

MEAT!

IS THAT JUSTIN BEIBER?!

MEAT!

WHO WANTS TO HOLD THE BABY?

MEATY MEAT!!!

"BUT WAIT," YOU'RE THINKING, "ISN'T THIS CAKE WRECKS?!"

YES, IT IS!
OH LOOK!
HERE'S A CAKE NOW!

OR IS IT??

HAHA! FOOLED YOU!
IT'S MEAT!

MEAT WEEK, MEAT WEEK, MEEEAT WEEEEK!!!

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So... anyone else in the mood for a salad?

Thanks to Traci C., Debra F., Kathleen, Madlyn D., Zoe R., Jola S., Michelle M., Barbara G., for inspiring us all to become vegetarians.

Note from john- Just to be clear, it is Meat Week. However, we are only honoring this great and glorious tradition today. Partly because we don't have anymore meat photos but also because ew. -john

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And from my other blog, Epbot: