They're Just Really Thankful To See You

It's our favorite time of year, minions:

POO WANG SEASON!

Yep, time to hang the traditional Poo Wang bunting (heyooo), pull up a chair (heyooo), and watch with gleeful abandon as bakers attempt - mostly in vain, since we all have the minds of 12-year-olds here - to make a turkey cake that doesn't look like poop or peepees or both.

Hehehhehehehe.

Hehhehehehhehe.

What was that I said about "in vein"?

Eh, never mind.

And lest you think this problem is only limited to turkey cakes, BEHOLD:

It's the "Horn" of "Plenty!"

It's a real cornucopia of earthly delights, IF you catch my drift...ing giant orange dong.

But remember, some turkey cakes are growers, not show-ers:

Also it's cold in here.

Now, I know what you're thinking: What if the bakers added legs on all the turkeys? Wouldn't that make them less, you know, heady? Less trouser weasel-y? Less cock-a-doodle-doo?

The answer is no.

No, it would not.

Besides, look at this poor fellow:

Scared stiff!

Thanks to Legot, Rebekah W., Anony M., Cat F., Sarah I., Carri B., Morgan C., & A.C. for the festive fowl play.

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I May Be The Only One Seeing A Dong Here, And I'm OK With That

You know that old joke about the horse that goes into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the dong face?"

I mean, I've heard of a stiff upper lip before, but this is ridiculous.

I guess he's feeling a little... let down... over these other unicorn wrecks:

[head tilt]

Is it just me, or does this get more confusing the longer you look at it? I mean, is that second eye a nose? And is that her neck... or her mouth? What... what... what.

This next order was on a strict "need to know" basis:

Sorry, Ben; sadly your baker needed to know reading comprehension.

And finally, here's one I KNOW beyond any shadow of doubt is a unicorn... because there's a small picture of a unicorn beside it:

Well played, baker. WELL PLAYED.

Thanks to Danielle L., Amy P., Tanner C., & Sara P., who I know are all super proud of me for not making a single "horny" joke. IT WAS REALLY HARD, YOU GUYS.

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