Seven Years of Wreckage

Seven years, wrecky minions.

John and I have been doing this "silly cake blog" thing for SEVEN YEARS.

No one is more surprised than me; I figured we'd have to get "real jobs" way before now. HI-FIVE, JOHN! Awww YEEEAH.

Ahem.

So. Lemme explain.

No, no. There is too much.

Lemme sum up:

YEAR 1:

The Cake That Started It All

Sorry, You Can't Have Any

Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys

YEAR 2:

"Hey everybody, thish cake ish from Holland. Ishn't that veird?"

This One's For The Ladies

Happy Falker Satherhood!

YEAR 3:

The Men Of Marvel

Somewhere in Germany

Taking the Mickey Out of 'Em

YEAR 4:

Return of the Poo-Wangs!

King Me

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want

YEAR 5:

UNHAND THAT WRECK!

Sheep Who Must Not Be Named

My Funny Valentines

YEAR 6:

1,2,3,4 - I Declare A Thumb Drive War!

Ken Day Come-Ons

Completely Inappropriate First Birthday Cakes

YEAR 7:

8 Wrecks To Bring the "Romance"

Obama's New Groove

PLEASE TELL ME THOSE ARE DEAD SQUIRRELS

Thanks for all the laughs, love, and support these past 7 years, guys. It's been a heckuva ride, and frankly, we're not ready to give it up just yet. So... see ya back here tomorrow?

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And now, john's fun Cake Wrecks facts:

Number of posts in seven years- 2,436
Number of photos posted- 10,619
Number of unposted photos in our archive- 13,021
Number of comments from readers- 213,027
Number of people who've visited our site- 33,138,816
Countries from which we've never had a visitor- 2 (Western Sahara and North Korea)

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News Bites 5/19

And now, weird headlines.
Illustrated with cake.

"Crocodile Dundeeeek! Sharp-toothed reptile bites Australian man's TESTICLE."

And you should have seen the look on the GUY.

"School For Strippers Shut Down After Neighbors Complain"

I guess they never heard Amber's heartwarming backstory.

"Dog Driving Tractor Causes Ruff Traffic Jam"

"MY BAD."

"Man Sneezes Out Small Plastic Toy Lodged In His Nose For 44 Years"

Think he was a decorator?

"Baby Starts Crying In University Lecture, So Professor Responds In Best Way Possible"

Just kidding. He actually did this.

"McDonald's unveils new Hamburglar after 'sexy' makeover - but not everyone thinks he's tasty."

Waaaiiit for iiit....

THERE 'TIS.

Thanks to Rachel C., Marie S., Faye W., Katie T., Karilee, & Mary M. for the Crappy Meal.

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