It's Like A Little Baby Unicorn... OF NIGHTMARES
February 28, 2019 I'm so pumped for Frozen 2, minions. Not only do we get some sparkly pantsuit action (with CAPES, uh thankyouverramuch), we also get more of Frozen's real hero, Olaf.
And lemme tell ya, if my favorite snowboi doesn't hit us up with another song this movie I will be distraught. DISTRAUGHT I SAY.
So to tide us over 'til then... hit it, Olaf Wrecks!
::jazzy music starts up::
::slow zoom in on the bakery aisle::
::as dozens of terrified children run past crying::
Kids'll shake
Moms'll be sayin' "for goodness' sake"
;)
All because my frosted face
is a bummer...
No body
Or hands
Just my head screaming according to plan
;)
Prob'ly scaring everyone's Gran - a bummer!
I'll gesture towards a Pac-Man
With eyes as dead as night
;)
And I'll sneak up on little Suzie...
;)
...and give her
a
fright:
;)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAnd I can't
wait to see,
what Elsa will think of meeee!
;)
'Cuz this nightmare fuel is definitely
;)
...a bum-merrrrrr!
Thanks to Jodee R., Cecy E., Maya O., Mike C., I.B., Andrea K., & Amanda D., who are clearly all worth melting for. Pass the wet-naps.
*****
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Reader Comments (10)
Ummm......just wondering: ARE those "collectible" buttons on that second thing (oops--I meant "Nolaf"?)
=^-.-^=
That last cake is absolutely terrifying. Whatever child was the recipient of that horror might be traumatized for life!
Do you wanna melt a snowman? C'mon, let's save the day!
Um... that one w/Pac Man... anybody else wondering why the ghost of Hitler on a surfboard is on a kid's cake?
Do they think Olaf is supposed to be a ghost?
Eduardo/Allen - eh, not bad. Susie’s is just durn cute! #2 and the cakepop - those are ‘scawy cwowns!!’ I’ve been looking at CW way too long.
"Birthday" spelled incorrectly and correctly ... on the same cake!
That Pac-Man should run from what looks like a possessed Olaf lol heck I would run from that baker too.
Poor Eduardo only gets a "birtday", whereas Allan gets the whole thing. Eduardo will be talking to his therapist about this in 20 years or so.
The Olaf cake pop is a little less 'Olaf' and a little more 'Insane Clown Posse'.