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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Who's In Trouble? It's Gonna Be MAY

There's a very important phrase you need to know today, minions.

No, that's not quite right.


Still not there.


This... doesn't even make sense.


[silently banging head on keyboard]

(Nay, I say. NEIGH!)


C'mon, what's the one phrase every Star Wars fan needs to know on May the 4th??

Theeere it is.


Thanks to Ralph J., Peter R., Ellen H., Mikhaila, & Matt B. for Star Wreckin' across the universe. Boldly going forward, even, 'cuz he can't find reverse.


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Reader Comments (26)

Live long and proper iis a pretty good way to live your life.

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterjane lewis

that should be live long and properly.

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterjane lewis

We should all aspire to live long and proper regardless the crossed streams.

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSuBee

Go FOURTH and spell randomly .

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterShirley

Ironically, "forse" means perhaps in Italian. Maybe the Wrecker was bilingual? We can hope.
I like the 32 cake even if though they left out an article, it's still nicely done.

Why oh why did they make Yoda out of that slimy icing? Pleasing to the eyes it is not.

I kind of like the combination of Star Wars/Trek in the last cake in spite of missing a letter. Can't we all just get along? :)

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBossyHeifer

Thith ith hythterical :P

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

Mmmmm... slimy Yoda...

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterKDot

Isn't the red usually on the top of a rainbow? So, now we can add Rain Wrecks to the mix?

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Yeah. Slimy Yoda disgusting is.

May the Horse Be With You

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAnne

May the "farce" be with you!

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSM3

If I live long enough, there will be a point that I will refuse to be proper. I want to be the old lady in the home that everyone warns you about. :-)

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterGinger

I wish fans would make more Legends theme cakes. Disney ruined SW

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMel

How this takes me back. Ahem. "It's worse than that; he's dead, Jim." "We come in peace. Shoot to kill" [and lest we forget:] "There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. Klingons on the starboard bow - SCRAPE 'EM OFF, JIM!"

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSuse

That'snot" the Yoda you're looking for. :D

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterCorgilvr58

I am one with the force and the force is me.

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterScott

Tomorrow is the revenge of the 5th!

Henh, thats Yoda? Looked like Jabba's rancor.....

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJ'NaeNae

OMG! Absolutely hilarious, hysterical, too too funny. Tears running down my leg, squealing with laughter, says I.

May the horse be with you (and your little dog too!) :-)

Many, many thanks to Jen and John (thoJ).

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

So maybe the customer showed the baker of #3 a picture of Yoda and he thought, "Hmmm...little green man. Must be a badly drawn leprechaun. Not sure I can do better, so I'll play it safe and go with the rainbow/pot of gold thing"???

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBluebonnet

Try or try not: there is no do. Oh wait! This is Cake Wrecks. Doodoo is what they do.

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered Commentercherocat

In honor of that last cake:

May 4, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBergman

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

(ba dum tiss)

Sorry. I'll show myself out now.

May 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterZippy

Lmao that last cake. And I really wanna know what the wreckerators are drinking to make Yoda look like that..ewww lol.

May 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

I'm really loving the comments today!

May 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSusanD

May the Swartz be with you!

Egads, that gelly Yoda is scary!

May 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterIndigo

Well, seriously, who would want to ride one of those weird Tauntauns out in the driving snow?? ("And I thought they smelled bad....on the OUTSIDE...")

Horses, on the other hand, have a sweet warm furry smell. "May the horse be with you"--a very kind sentiment, if you ask me.

May 5, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

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