Well, MY Childhood Is Ruined
December 8, 2017 [singing] "M-I-C..."
I see BOOBIES!
"K-E-Y...."
[sobbing] WHY? WHY? WHY??
"Mic-key, O-M-GEEEE!"
[crickets chirping]
So...
While we all struggle to cope with this assault on our inner child, I have a few questions:
1. Is Mickey protecting the boobies? 'Cuz he looks like he's going, "Whoah, whoah, whoah, there, kids! Nuthin' to see here! Move along! Ha-hyuck!" (Wait, that's Goofy's laugh, isn't it? Sorry. I guess Mickey's is more of a "Hoo-HOO!" WHICH IS TOTALLY APPROPRIATE, DON'T YOU AGREE?
2. Why is Mickey sitting on a big red dot? Is that the panic button? Because, I mean, if *I* had a panic button, I would totally be clicking it right now.
3. Boob cakes are usually made for bachelor parties. That's not a question; I just want you to think about that for a minute.
(Look, at some point this gets so disturbing that it rounds the bend back to "funny" again. I'm just doing my part to get us all to that point.)
And finally, and most importantly:
4. Does Minnie know about this?
Thanks - I think - to L.P., whose only explanation was, "It's hard to explain." Do tell, L.P. DO TELL.
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Reader Comments (15)
This wreck is sad on so many levels. I mean, come on, baker, is this the breast you could do? The only thing you should get out of this is to win a booby prize. Mickey is not just some bosom buddy. If any child was to see this, can you imagine the horrible mammaries they would be left with? This cake is a total bust. I just had to get that off my chest.
This is just soo weird ( and oddly funny) on sooo many levels, I can't comprehend! But I do think Mike's post takes the cake...
@ Mike, thank you for making me spit coffee onto my keyboard and monitor. That's not a complaint by the way. I am a true Cake-Wreck-A-Holic and have the paper towels and Windex right on my desk here at work, for just these moments, when either Jen, John (thoj) or another Wreck Minion makes me snort and spit coffee. LOL
Yet another wreck that makes me wonder what on earth was it supposed to be?????
It has to be a baby shower cake!
Welll......I'm conflicted. On one side, there is a childhood icon in MM....but the setting is unsettling. Mickey is in a precarious place. Torn between childhood and being renamed *John*.... It's his call..and, he could get plenty! And, finally, JEN, couldn't we just pretend he hadn't even MET Minnie yet?
=^-.-^= eeek
Hey, maybe that big red dot is actually a period! LOL
"whose only explanation was, 'It's hard to explain."'
Well, TRY! 'cause I gotta know the story behind this one!
A wardrobe malfunction so hot Mickey's pants melted?
Let's not be dirty guys, it's for a kid who's still very much dependent on mommy's milk.
Slipper her a mickey
"Hey, maybe that big red dot is actually a period! LOL"
December 8, 2017 | Debbie
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Very close to my sick thought, where the "big red dot" is a puddle.
I'll stop now. You're welcome.
Well that poor Mickey probably wants to run away but can't lol. Move along nothing to see is what it looks like he's trying to say that or someone get me the heck outta here.
And why is Mickey's right hand upside down? *shrugs*
I’ll just go with a Westley line: “What is that _thing_?” And Mike’s post made me bust out laughing! (pun intended)