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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
May122016

Nappy Blob Blob, Jen

Today isn't like any other day, friends, because today is Jen's birthday. Today.

So please join me in a hearty, boisterous, thundering rendition of this recently free-to-use song!

 

♫ Haaaaappy Bulhedoy... ♪

TO YOU!

 

APP
HIIIIIRTY
BDAAAAAYH!!!

TOOO YOU!!!

 

Haaappy BIRTHDAAAAAY!!!

Dear Sugar Briiiiitches...
(That's what we call each other)

 

HAAAAPPY...

 

 

 

 

Eh, close enough.

 

Thanks to Hailey R., Anony M., Haley B., Connie M., Courtenay V., Lisa, Lorena, & Melanie W., who all appreciate Jen's HUGE tracts of... talent.

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

 

And for those of you who might not recognize the reference, it's from Jen's book:


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Reader Comments (85)

Happy birthday! Thanks for bringing so much joy into the world. :)

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterLaura G

Happy Birthday from San Diego, Jen!!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered Commentersdreader

Happy Brithy to you, Jen! Thanks for the constant lols. :D

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKai Lowell

HAPPY BIRFAY! or something... ;)

Happy Birthday to a wonderful human who has made me laugh and cry (sometimes at the same time)! I hope that your day today is filled with lots of laughter and that if there are tears it's only because of so much laughter. I'm starting to feel silly and sentimental, which is goofy 'cause you don't even know me, so love and hugs to you, today and always!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterWendy W

The cupcake one has all the letters to spell Happy Birthday. Probably meant to be arranged by buyer.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMe

Bappy Hirthday (as we like to say at my house) Jen! Hope your day is fabulous and your cake wreck-free! And may it have lots of sprinkles. :)

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

You'd think "Happy Birthday" would be the most common thing they write on a cake--should be part of the interview test for the job!

These remind me of the Disney Short "Frozen Fever". While Elsa is getting everything ready for Anna's birthday, Olaf the snowman announces "I can't read...or spell." Later during the melee that happens in the castle courtyard, the "Happy Birthday Anna" banner gets knocked down. Olaf announces he will fix it...and comes up with "Dry Banana Hippy Hat". At least he came up with real words!

Have a wonderful day, Jen!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterTwinMom

Happy Birthday ! hope you had a great day . Luv your fb page

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBillie Rosario

Many happy returns? Have a great day Jen, thanks for helping me to wake up with a smile each day.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterChristy

Hoopy Bofday and a Nappy Blob Blob to you with sprinkles and poo wangs with carrots on top. Your the best ;-)

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCaryl

Happeee Berfdae Jen!
Now I must report you to Facebook for using the word Britches.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterLuLu

Hapy Bithy Jen!
Am I the only one who really, really, really wants to see your real birthdaycake ? Please post it for us!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterTala

Wishing you a fabulous day! Thanks for sharing it with all of us!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKathleen

Heppy Birfday Jen!!

May your cake have sperm balloons and lots of sprinkles.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMere

Happy Birthday, Jen!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJammies

Nappy blob blob to one of the best people around! I hope you have many, many more! Now don't you have pictures of sloths to show us?!? Special thanks to John (thoj) for allowing us all to share in Sugar Britches (be very careful how you spell that) special, sparkly day.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKyle

Hippy dee-bay, Sugar Britches! And menny moore, two/?!$

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterTLC

Oh!! Wowee- I feel like Scrooge, when he was afraid he'd missed Christmas!! iI almost missed getting any ca- I MEAN, almost missed Jen's BIRTHDAY!! :'-( <see? Sad face! HAPPY, OH, SO HaPpYy day, to you, wonderful bringer of joy, laughter, and an occasional bout of nausea. MmwwWAH! (I blew you a kiss.) Gosh, I hope it's not too late..John, please let Jen know I stopped by (and say that I brought flowers & candy....But you ate the candy, 'kay?) Go ahead and smell the flowers if you want. No, don't get up; I' ll let myself out. =^~.~^=

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Many happy returns of the day, Jen.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAlison in Indiana

Happy Birthday Jen! :D

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterVicky

Happy Birthday, Jen. Thanks for providing me with my daily laugh.

Fröliche zum Geburtstag, Jen!

(Yay for umlauts on my phone)

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSaraV

If I knew it was your b'day I'd 've baked you a cake!
BWAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy your day & treasure all the years you've had & all the years to come.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAdo_Annie

I am laughing so hard! That's why I love these posts.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterYia Yia

I hope you have had the huppiest of birfays, Jen!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterjuice

Yay!! I didn't know it was your birthday! Ha apt birtdag to you, Jen! :)

Today is also my sister's birtday, and... my first great niece was born today! Like 12 hours ago today! Welcome to the world, Audrey! :)

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterK. Michelle

Hope you had the happiest of borthdays!

May 13, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

If there is one app I don't want, its a 'Hurty bidet.' Lol!m

May 13, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterlisa

Happy Birthday Jen! As to these wrecks I cannot stop laughing just thinking about what was on these wreckerators minds that they can't spell any of the words correctly half the time. Oh the horror lol.

May 13, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Happy Birthday, Jen!! CakeWrecks is the "icing" on my daily cake, and you & hubby John are the sprinkles!!

May 13, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCali Kath

Nappy blob blob, and many wrecky returns of the day.

May 13, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCaro

Happy belated birthday! I was gorging on cake and I have always been told not to sing with my mouth full. That's why I missed it. True story.

May 13, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterFM

Hoppy Diluted Bulhedoy from the Mixx residence, too, Jen!! (Personally, I cannot read "bulhedoy" without laughing.)

May 13, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

Happy belated birthday, Jen.

May 14, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNYCGirl

Happy Birthday, Jen.

December 14, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMarie

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