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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Nappy Blob Blob, Jen

Today isn't like any other day, friends, because today is Jen's birthday. Today.

So please join me in a hearty, boisterous, thundering rendition of this recently free-to-use song!


♫ Haaaaappy Bulhedoy... ♪







Dear Sugar Briiiiitches...
(That's what we call each other)







Eh, close enough.


Thanks to Hailey R., Anony M., Haley B., Connie M., Courtenay V., Lisa, Lorena, & Melanie W., who all appreciate Jen's HUGE tracts of... talent.


Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.


And for those of you who might not recognize the reference, it's from Jen's book:

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Reader Comments (85)

Hilarious as always, John (thoj)
And Happy Birthday, Jen!!!
Deep fried
with sprinkles
and baby carrot jockeys
underneat that
in green
youre' number 1th!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMaureen S

Happy Birfday, Jen!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKathy

Happy Bilhdoy Jen!!!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSappho

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN! (no wrecks here, because Jen is so speshall. :) I hope you get a huge cake, complete with penis turrets, flotsam and lots and lots of sprinkles! Hugs to both Jen and John for always making my day start off with guffaws, coffee snorting out onto my keyboard and huge smiles. Thank you both, and Jen, go ahead and blow out the candles and have the whole cake for yourself, you deserve it!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCookiemama

Hpapy Brtihady to you, Jen!
Hey, a study showd that you can read every word of a texte if it applies two conditions :
1. All words keep the same number of letters.
2. The first and last letters are kept at the same place.

Now, are you dare to tell us your age? :-P

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAthena

When am I going to remember not to drink hot beverages when reading this blog?
These bakers would have done well to stick with the lazy version: HBD. I'm sure they would booger that up too though.


May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMoira

Happy BDay Jen! And many more! Keep blogging! Luv.m.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

I want a Happy Bothday Banana!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterOldish Lady

Hippy Birfy, Jen!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous(e)

Huppye Bethdoy, Jan!!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterErica

Birrfy HapDay!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterVixx

Hapi berfday

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

Happy Brithy Jen! XD

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterA fan

My fave from above is Hoppy Birfay Jen!!!! May your years be filled with rainbow sparkle shoes, lots of pie, and crafting and cosplay to your heart's content with Jon, overseen by the kitties.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJodi

Joyous Anniversary of Your Debut on Earth, Jen!

Is it because of the bananas and whipped cream that a bath is such a rare thing that the day on which it occurs gets celebrated with (sort of a) cake?

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterDB

They say it's your birfay
Well, it's Jen’s bathday too yeah
They say it's your brithay
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your bulhedoy
Happy birtleday to you

Yes, we're gonna wreck a cakey, cakey
Yes, we're gonna wreck a cakey, cakey
Yes, we're gonna wreck a cakey, cakey

A very appy hirtybdayh to our illustrious leader!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSuBee

Have a Frabjous Day!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered Commentermsanthrope

OMG, what's WRONG with me? I accidentally misspelled "John!" I'm so sorry --- looks like the wreckerators have influenced me for the worse! So, to remain consistent, please accept this apology:

I em serry Jawn!!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJodi

haPPiebridthda jOn
underneat that

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNancy

Happy berfd... No that's not it... Hiipy barday... Closer... Hapi beefday... Oh forget it. Feliz cumpleanos. I'd love to see a baker get that right, including the tilda which my keyboard doesn't offer... Have a great day.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJaime

Happy bathday to you, Jen!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMisti

I will give you a hearty "For She's a Jolly Good Fellow" in full Star Trek: The Next Generation style:

Hope you enjoy your day! :)

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterwildmaven

"Nappy Blob Blob"? Where's the cake that says that?

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSue

Hippy Bathday Jen! (I know it's not one of the featured misspellings, but I totally wish it was, don't you!) You deserve an amazing day!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

Hippo Birdie Two Ewe.
Hippo Birdie Two Ewe
Hippo Birdie Two Eeewwwee

Kiss a sloth for me too!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSam

Sugar Britches-my new nickname too! Hoppy hoppy day, Jen!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterKaren

Hippo Birdy two Ewe!!!!! With a banana on top!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterGinger

Hapy Bief dy!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered Commentersibputty

A very nappy birfay, Jen.
With sprinkles underneath.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterTriciaL

Another trip around the Sun! HBD Jen.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterkorenyx

Happy Bathday (in Banana flavor), Jen!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

Happy Birthday Jen! May your birthday cake be all you hope for!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRikki

Hoppy Birdday too u,
Hippy birddxay to yu,
Hoby brifdey deer Jen,
Hippy berfdey too yoooooooo!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJT

A most Happy Birthday and thank you for all the morning joy you give us!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJunebug

True story: I had a coworker who would call me every day and say "Well Hello Sugar Britches"!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterWsmith13131

Happy Bathday, Jen!!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBetty Martin

Happy birthday, friend!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterLaura R

Nappy Blob Blob to one of the most genuinely nicest people on Spaceship Earth and beyond!


May 12, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterlisadh

Nappy, Hipply, happty, flapply, slipply, biiirdthdeys too ewe, Jin, Jem, Jun, Jen! Eye hop ewe has Menno mores. (Good heavens that was hard!)

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSue W

Happy Birthday Jen!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterColin M.

Happy birthday to you, Jen! And many nappy blob blobs more! 😉

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterElizabeth

Happy birthday, and enjoy your huge tracts of land!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCraig T

Happy Birthday, Jen!!! I hope you have an amazing day!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterDoris

Have a wonderful day!
And thank you for a blog that has helped me through some stressful times.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCarol

Huppy Brithay Jen! And I really hope you get a "double lay banana cake" from John, *wink wink*!!!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJulie

Happy Birthday Jen! May it be filled with sparkles, sprinkles, and all manner of good things! Blessings to you and best wishes for many more!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterLaura P.

Happy Birfday to our resident Cakey Goddess! (Did you know that today is also Catherine Tate's birthday? Apparently this day grants sass.)

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Happy Birthday, Jen❣ May your cake be covered in sprinkles!

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSue

Happy Binti Day, Jen! (I have a coworker named Binti. I should order her this cake.)

Ohhhhh, Sugar BRitches! That's what that says! I read it completely wrong! Sorry!

Have a happy one, Jen, and here's hoping your cake is lovely and properly spelled! Tell them who it's for and they won't mess around.

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRoxy Random

Jalopy northeast from me and my predictive text. x

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCaroline B

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