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Dec042013
Squeakity Squeakers Squeak
December 4, 2013 ;)
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Thanks Julie A. for the cake, the cake for Kuzco, the cake chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's cake.
That cake?
December 4, 2013 
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What's a Wreck?
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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I never post (nothing clever to say! ;-) ) but I had to chime in because I love The Emperor's New Groove too!! I just can't help laughing when I watch it. So thrilled to see you reference it! Oh, and I liked the Emperor's New School, too. Unfortunately Kronk's New Groove really didn't live up to the others, but the first movie more than makes up for that. :-)
I LOVE that movie. Riiiiiiight. Kronk, pull the lever.
YES THAT CAKE!!!!
Ah how shall I do it??
OH I KNOW!!!!
I'll turn him into a cake
A harmless little cake
Then
I'll put that cake in a box
And put that box inside another box
And then I'll mail that box to myself!
And when it arrives
AH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
I'll put an illegible sentence on it
AND THEN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMAH!!!!!!!
ITS BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT I TELL YOU!!!!!! GENIUS I SAY!!!!!!!
knocks over a vial of Plutonium onto the slice of cake she's eating
Or to save on postage I'll just poison him with THIS!!!!!
Take it Kronk!
Oooohhhh fell the Tunder!!!!
Oh... I can fell it.....
Kuzko: I want cake
Kronk: okay...
Yzma: can I have ice cream with that cake??
Kronk: i'll have to charge you extra (Yzma groans)
Kuzko:I want chocolate cake
Kronk: sure...(Yzma sticks her head in) you want sprinkles with that??
Yzma: yes, star shaped ones would be nice...
Kuzko: no I don't want sprinkles...
Yzma: sprinkles!
Kuzko: Sprinkles No likey!!
Kronk: OH COME ON MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!
Kuzko: on second thought-
Both: Make my cake a CCC
I watched this movie a few days ago... I might watch it again later today.
I was thinking of something to say but I can't... Wait! Yes I can! FIND MORE PERFECT CAKES! MAKE MORE MOVIE-THEMED POSTS!