Back Off, Man. I'm A BAKER.
October 23, 2013 Are you bothered by strange noises in the middle of the night?
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Plus rampant rodent droppings?
Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement, attic, or bakery?
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"You guys, I have a feeling there's something really creepy below us..."
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"SEE?!"
Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or super sarcastic ghost?
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"Like, boo, or whatever."
How about an entire tray of cupcakes giving you the finger?
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If the answer is yes then don't wait another minute! Pick up the phone and call the prefessionals.
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WRECKBUSTERS.
Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve ALL your supernatural elimination needs.
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"So let me get this straight: You're saying the ghost of your filet mignon just pooped on your couch?
"I call bullsh*t."
WRECKBUSTERS.
We're ready to relieve you!
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"Ok, who brought the dog?"
Hey E.L., Marsha M., Rose B., Grace K., Jessica B., Kayla F., Scott D., & Dustin S., listen! Do you smell something?
Reader Comments (63)
((((Just Andrea)))) I'm so sorry, friend. Thank you for letting us know.
The question here is: WHAT THE @#$% WAS THAT LAST ONE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!
I mean, really... >.>
That last cake.. what on earth is it? A poop mountain? A deer caught in headlights? I can't tell lol cause whatever it is supposed to be I have a feeling it didn't come close to what a customer would want. Yuck!
Does the blob of poo on that last one not remind anyone of a. "A Fat Fertility Goddess, with her head squished into her neck, laying on her back on top of a volcano with exotic flower blossoms running down the side/front." ?..Maybe that is what the cake is meant to represent?
My Vulcan dreads it when we come across one of those hansom cabs in the park, because I always limp up to the horse and say " I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. Are you the Gatekeeper? Wait for the sign, then all prisoners will be released! YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAME! YOU AND ALL YOUR KIND!" and then run away, leaving him to explain "Yes, that's my wife. No, she probably won't hurt anyone."
Your Pal,
Storm
I think the cakes with blood dripping off the side are kind of clever. With a little work, they could be cool. The sarcastic ghost cracked me up!
@ Just Andrea, so sorry to hear about your FIL. <<hugs>>
@Just Andrea-
(((((((((HUG)))))))))))
My prayers are with you and your family.
@TLC--Funnily enough, a Christmas theme didn't even occur to me. I assumed they were meant to look like they were bleeding. Your assumption makes a whole lot more sense though, now, doesn't it.
@Storm you win the internet for the day, ma'am. so awesome
The sarcastic ghost CCC made me giggle.
@Just Andrea: my condolences (hug)
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