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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Feb162010

Sports Sense

As many of you have probably guessed by now, I get all my news from the Wrecks you send in. Now, is this:


Efficient?
No.
Current?
HAH! Uh, no.
Entertaining?
Yooouuu betcha.

Case in point: I believe that football-related thing I mentioned before has finally happened. And it's called...

The Superboll?

No, the Supper Bowl. Or...

Super Bowel? Hey, I kinda like the sound of that. Now, all it needs is...

This! Woohoo!

Go, super bowel! Go go go!!

Ok, maybe we should just call it "The Game."

Perfect.

From all this Wreckage, I also know there were two teams involved in "the game."

First we have the Colts, who are big Katamari fans:

(You know, Katamari? The game with the giant tube-head guys? Aw, check out this cute Katamari wedding cake; you'll see what I mean.)

And then there are the Saints, aka "the team with the logo most likely to be butchered by cupcake cakes [patooie!!]":

I think we both get the point here, don't you?

Hey, look, a CCC with appeal!

Yep, that banana is a peelin' from both ends.

Deborah C., Jenny D., Writer Girl, John W., Anony M., Jack O., C.M., & Sara W., orange you glad I only used one banana pun?

- Related Wreckage: Are You Ready for Some Football?!?

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Reader Comments (65)

"The Game" is kind of funny since "Superbowl" is all Taboo trademarked and such...

February 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterElisabeth Marie

Super Bowel Go! Go! Go! made me laugh!

February 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSexy Sadie

What does it say at the top of cake #3? Boot Time? Bovt Time?

February 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Superbowel....that's just SO wrong.
X(

February 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSuzanne Dargie

Do you know...that Katamari Colt sort of looks like Peyton Manning? =D Really!

Heheh, I bet some people had a 'super bowel' (or maybe a not-so-super bowel) after eating all that junk food at Superbowl parties! (esp if it included these wrecks)

February 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMelissa (& Billy)

The Super Bowel...Go Go Go! Mwahahahaha! Still grinning about that one!

February 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPam

Okay, the Super Bowel cake (Go go go!) had me guffawing. So so funny.

-Holly

February 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Bless you boys?!?

Oh no you din't

That's reserved for the 1984 DEETROIT Tigers.

February 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Finally, ya learn something new everyday! I wasn't aware that New Orleans was Creole for banana;)

Of course. Why else did you think that Bananas Foster was invented there? ;-)

February 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBlue Jean

LOL they should give spelling tests to people who make these cakes before hiring them.

February 18, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterbwsf

Bahhhhhhh, the Saints have stolen the 1984 Detroit Tigers slogan. Al Ackerman, where are you when we need you!

February 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCaren

lol. Those are great!

February 20, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCrystal

Katamari reference? High five! I love it! I still listen to the Katamari soundtrack in my car!

February 26, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterman-nurse

Watch out - That Saints logo is a mosasaur!

March 25, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

When I read the Super Bowel go go go cake, I nearly dropped a donk in my pants! (Trannslation: I nearly pooped my pants) LOLOMGROFNP (ROFNP= Rolling on the floor nearly pooping!)

June 23, 2011 | Unregistered Commenter10-Volt

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