Monday
Oct192009
Sideshow Slideshow
October 19, 2009 (Yeah, just try saying that three times fast.)
Step right up, folks! Witness the stupendous, astounding, incomprehensibly incomprehensible, Freak Animal Mutations Only a Baker Could Create!
First, feast your eyes on a spectacle n'er before seen this side of Pooville...
The crappily conjoined cupcake kitties! Yessir, there's nuthin' like a few fecal felines to show a baker's "anything goes" attitude - especially when they number two. [smirk]
Well it looks like a frog, but I detect some monkey business.
"Walk the dog"? Looks more like "Scrape the Sidewalk."Oh, but first, remember that kiddy song "Do Your Ears Hang Low?"
meeyOW.Ok, last one - just for the "shell" of it:
"Dude, I used to have nightmares about a turtle that looked exactly like this when I was little."
"But that was a long time ago. How can you be sure?"
"Turtle recall."
Thanks to Wreckporters Sarah P., Melissa T., Meredith, Kristin C., & Ed P.!
- Related Wreckage: Blame Decopac
Reader Comments (119)
I have no trouble saying that three times fast.
That that that.
Note to self: do not attempt to eat cereal while reading CakeWrecks.
"Turtle Recall"
spews milk and cereal bits on to monitor
BWAHAHAHA
Walter.
Tango.
Foxtrot.
nuff said
The best thing about the tiger is the extra cupcake/ paw print off to the side!
Those green things are turtles? Are you sure???
Turtles? I thought those were possessed radioactive beehives!
"Turtle recall" - that's awesome.
I figured you'd go with "those blobs look returtled."
Or maybe "these put the turd in turtle!"
"Turtle recall" is so bad I wish I'd thought of it.
OK so I got through the whole post with my 22 month son looking at the pictures, but when we got to the poo-turtles he just pointed and kept going "uu-uuu-uuu". Even he thought they were incomprehensible. Doesn't bode well, now does it?
Do people actually BUY these???
"turtle recall" ??!!!!
boo! hiss!
(ok, I did a literal lol, so kudos to you there)
OMG that last joke actually made me laugh out loud. My daughter even looked at me funny. Turtle recall...hehehehehhe.
Okay, so where's the jackalope cake? :)
Are you sure those are supposed to be turtles?
Yeah, I think I have to agree. The turtles are definitely the scariest things on there. Holy crap! Are we even sure those aren't flesh-eating aliens?
You made me groan with the Turtle Recall.
And my eyes are now hurting from the wreckage.
My 3 year old son just asked me "What are those green things by the tiger". Turtle schmurtle I say!
Those turtles scare me.
Thanks! Now I have the "ears hang low" song stuck in my head!
maybe the first picture is showing the inner desire of the baker for some fuzzy slippers for Christmas???
Not related to this post, but you might be interested to know that Amazon shipped pre-orders of your book in the Uk today.
Re: the one that looks like a frog/monkey cross:
(singing in his best Kermit The Frog voice)
"It's not easy being brown..."
Those so-called turtles look like piles of alien poop. With faces.
Animals on crack. Look at the dogs eye!
LOOK! It's a TURDle!!
those are grossness!!!!
heh. Turtle recall.
turtle recall....
I actually groaned aloud. :) Loved it tho.
Jenn
My 5 year old said the the "turtles" were "probably aliens."
Don't you mean "turdle"?
Wait. Wait. Wait.
That brown monkey frog thing... it's supposed to be a monkey? Because it took me a good 2 minutes to realize it wasn't a brown frog with something stuck on it's head. The bananas gave it away.
Green poo turtles. Yum.
WV: Terma. As in, these wreckerators should be terma-nated from their current positions.
My 5 year old saw the picture of the turtles and said, "ALIENS!"
Those conjoined turd cats shall haunt my dreams!! ((shudders))
Those "kitties" look like old (and I mean, very old) slippers.
Those "turtles" look like poo piles. Very sick poo piles!
Those are turtles?? They look like aliens! Or maybe they are turtles made of alien poo??
Turtle recall...
*snickers*
Niiice. ;)
Ok, I like to challenge myself to identify the cakes before reading the commentary, then I go back and read it all. I had absolutely no idea those were supposed to be turtles...That is a pretty amazing wreck.
Turtle Recall?...................................
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..cough cough ahem...
nice...
I think the special effects department of the BBC who deal with making props for Dr Who would be interested to see that last photo . . . . or maybe they check in here every now and then to get new ideas for their freaky alien characters . . .
I thought that first set of cupcakes was supposed to be a pair of bunny slippers. Maybe a pair of bunny slippers made of poo, but still.
As for the turtles, if you hadn't told me that was what they were, I would not have guessed "turtle" myself. Nuclear Plants After the Meltdown would have been my first guess.
OMG! That first one looks like two kitties peeking out from under a pile a of poo! The the tiger one looks like he has those hipster ear-plug thingies. Then, man it just gets weirder and scarier from there. I am amazed at the never-ending selection of terrifying cakes offered up for real hard-earned cash.
Kid: Daddy, I want Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Decorator: (writing) mutant turtles...
that frog monkey cake scare the hell out of me...really it looks like it would be squatiing on some level of Dante's inferno.
Do people actually buy this crap?
The "cats" look like poorly made slippers. Frogs are amphibians and rarely have belly buttons or eyebrows, but they are all about rocking the matador hats, so I'm not sure what that one is supposed to be. The dog could be from the old "Davey and Golieth" cartoon, if it weren't so swirly - and I do mean swirly! I would so order the Tony the Tiger splat; it's hilarious! I won't even try to top turtle recall. It just can't be done. You are the Pun-Master!
WV: bechec - Are these cakes wrecks? You bechec!
LMAO @ Turtle Recall!!
word verification: dewshne I'll let y'all have fun w/ that one...lol
They're not "turtles," they're "TURDLES"!!!
I thought the 1st one was a 2-headed racoon.
Still can't get my head around the fact people are supposed to BUY these poor rejects from The Island of Dr. Moreau!
Got your book in the post last Saturday - heehee, been chuckling over it ever since
did...did those two sumo-turtlebots kill mini blue Santa????
I'm so confused.