Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys

This cake is so disturbing, I'm almost glad the picture doesn't include the whole thing. The plastic clone babies wearing naught but mohawks are bad enough, but then they're also riding carrots. What do you do with that? It looks like some kind of perverted vegetable rodeo, or maybe a bizarre clone military exercise, what with their little plastic fists raised high in identical salutes.

And what kind of occasion calls for a "naked babies riding carrots" decor, anyway? No, wait, maybe I don't want to know...

Comments

[jodie]

I laughed my ass off reading this - really enjoy your site.

I have an explanation about this cake, and I am certain that its correct:
They got a carrot cake, which was decorated with the little carrots and frosted so you can cut perfect slices. Then they bought those plastic babies, said "what do we do with these?" and someone stuck one on a carrot. Mob mentality kicked in. No one was thinking right. As a group, it was decided they should add the rest of the babies (Im sure "cute" and "adorable" were words used to describe what they thought of their handiwork at the time).

Mystery solved.

[Dreadthedays]

Nazi Baby Showers, gotta love em.

[Azure]

Wait...I think they are doing Ganghum Style. Or whatever it is.

[Ananumus]

So i came across your blog and went directly to the link that said "naked mohawk carrot jockeys" and bus out laughing and spewing club soda out my nose!

[Shari - Simply Shari's Gluten Free]

I don't know where come with up these ideas, but you must have been born with creativity. Your works are simply amazing! This one is so cute!

[Naked Mohawk Baby Carrot Army Fan]

love it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hannah]

I love your blog! My brother likes to read with me and 'adored' this cake. His favorites are the 'wanted and got', or as we know them, missed marks.

[Mandollyn]

As a response to some -

The 'wrecks' are not made by this site! These are ACTUAL cakes that people have found - or come into possession of. :)

[Storm]

Choking... On my laughter. Dear gosh this is the best yet. When I have kids I WANT TO DO THIS.

Baby shower? Naked Mohawk Baby Carrot Jockeys

First birthday? Naked Mohawk Baby Carrot Jockeys

WEDDING? (Theirs not mine) Naked Mohawk Baby Carrot Jockeys.

ONE CAKE FOR LIFE.

[Dr Handle]

My life will not be complete until I have managed to work the phrase 'perverted vegetable rodeo' into an everyday conversation. It's on my bucket list. Along with 'Make a Naked Mohawk Baby Carrot Jockeys cake for a really important meeting sometime'.

[Joe]

This website is funny

[Jo bob the muffin queen]

OH MY GOD...WHAT ARE THOSE MONSTROSITIES?!SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT I AM LOOKING AT?!?!I HAVE TO GO CLEAN OUT MY EYES.

[Saç Ekimi]

This is clearly in honor of the veterans of infant vegetable wars. And in proper infant vegetable war veteran style, the inside of the cake is made out of a root vegetable. What kind? It's part of the surprise! Of course, the mohawks are totally random.

[saç ekimi]

I think the cake itself is from Costco...they make a carrot cake that looks an awful lot like that...

[Ren]

cool cake

[Eva Whitley]

I want you to know that more than 9 years later I FINALLY got this as a birthday cake today. Thank you!