Taste The Rainbow

[gazing dramatically into distance]  

Sooome... WHERE.... oooover the rainbow!

My, oh my.

There's a cake that I heard of

Once that I'd like to buy.

Some... ONE... spelled out the colors!

Chris is "blue."

Why... did... the wreck-er-a-tor

Pipe the instructions, too?

Someday I'll get into my car
And drive until the wrecks are far behind me!

("Scarlett around the Edge")

Where "banquet"'s spelled right in the shops

And no one tries to sell cake flops

That's where yooouuu'll FIIINNND me!

Some... WHERE... ooover the rainbow

Bakers try.

They... don't... write out instructions

Those are the cakes I'll buy.

If happy customers can buy

Cakes with a "rainbow"
why ooohh whyyyy
caaaaan't I?

Thanks to Tristan S., Vern M., Tim L., Debi G., Sarah B., David H., Brenda T., Karen B., Stephanie D., and Sahara H. for really bringing the house down.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Hey, All These Lyrics I Forgot...

Should all baking skills be forgot?
And never brought to mind?

Could all that schooling be for naught?

For all
dang
time.

For allll da-aang tiiime, my dear
For old brain wine!

La DAAAA da daaaaa da
something, something...

For bald hang(over) time!

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Hey. You. Yes, you.

I LOVE YOU, MAN.

And you, too, lady.

Have fun tonight, guys, but please remember to always decorate responsibly.

Thanks to Anthony B., Lori D., Dimitra S., Cynthia P., & Jenny C. for helping us sing in the new yar.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: