Dental Training

Hi, I'm here to pick up a cake? It's the "Happy Birthday Brittany" one.

Ah, no, see, that second "Birthday" should be "Brittany."

 

 No no, this has Brittany twice. I need "Happy Birthday" on it.

Ok, now you've just combined them into one word. There should be three.

 

 You don't mind if I bang my head on this counter here, do you?

 

 Look, forget the name. Could you just give me a cake that says "Happy Birthday," with sprinkles on it? Yes? Great. Thanks.

[Later]

Thanks to Anony M., Bethany C., Angela A., Margo R., Brian R., & Kasha D.  for the dental training. (Because it's like pulling teeth? Eh?)

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

What Happens In Vagueness

Reading a wreck can be like deciphering code. Except it's a code where the sender doesn't necessarily know what she's saying, either.

Some are easy:

Yup.

Others take a little more work:

No.

(Do we need to go over this again?)

And some are downright inscrutable:

That settles it: No more caffeine for Mary.

Now, this clearly says "CoNgrat's Spr 2K9 Noo of the Theta Tall of Kappa Alpha Psi To be Kontrua."

But it's all Greek to me.

(Well, half Greek. All inexplicable, half Greek.)

So in conclusion,

My thoughts exactly.

Thanks to Missie S., Megan B., Tina H., Jessica R., and Jeremy N., for helping us clear that up.

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.