Seeing Star Wars

It's ok: you can tell me I've been staring at cakes too long, and need to step away from the 'net for a while. I can take it.

HOWEVER...

Remember this guy from last year?

It's Admiral Ackbar!

Sure, he looks like he's offering you his heart, but..."it's a trap!"

Note: This is Admiral Ackbar:

Well, now I'm seeing his friends pop up in other Wrecks.

Be honest, now. If I told you to imagine a cutsie-fied version of a rancor beast, wouldn't something like this come to mind?

A rancor beast:

Source

And from the context I'm assuming this next thing is supposed to be a bee or maybe a bear...

...but all I can see is a disemboweled Jar Jar Binks.

Granted, that could just be wishful thinking.

Haley B., Val L., & Sarah S., you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourselves as Mary. Why? Because I think this video is frickin' hilarious:

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European!

Here's a bizarre message to find in a London display case:

Now, according to Mary there actually was an ATM behind her when she snapped this photo, so I guess it's a kind of edible FAQ page. Still, my question is: Where's the ATM when it's NOT behind me? And why even advertise where the broken toilets are?

Maybe it's some kind of European thing, Mary. You know: European? As in, you're...a...pee'in? Eh? Eh? Bazinga!

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