Move Over, Mensa

I was taking a Mensa test the other day (what), and it suddenly occurred to me,
"This is nothing compared to puzzling out a good cake wreck."

So I'm starting Wrecksa, for those of us who see beyond the frosting fails to the true meanings within.

Are you smart enough to be a Wrecksa member?

LET'S FIND OUT:

Question 1:

A is to B as sonnet is to __________.
a) asphalt
b) Viagra
c) hairball
d) antidisestablishmentarianism

Question 2:

Simplify

Question 3:

What is the proper response to the following:

a) Klaatu barada nikto.
b) Do you see what I'm saying?
c) You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
d) No hablo Wreckspañol.

Question 4:

Write a haiku that captures the emotion expressed in this cake.

Question 5:

This is an example of:
a) binary
b) trinary
c) whynary
d) urinary

Express in base 10.

Question 6:

Which literary genre is represented here?
a) comedy
b) tragedy
c) satire
d) horror

Bonus question: Are those breasts or knees, and which would you find more disturbing? Defend your answer.

Question 7:

List, in chronological order, the 5 steps necessary to become profigent in accouting.

Question 8: Which is the most commonly wrecked contraction?

a) "You are"

or

b)

(Welcome to my world.)

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Answer Key: If you tried to answer any of these, you're one of us.

Congratulons! Congraduations! Congrattuvations!

Well done!

Feel free to share your answers in the comments, so we can appreciate your genius.

Thanks to Marie P., Sarah L., Cheri R., Jessica W., Kristin M., Holly H., Matt L., and Coco for having the genius to wreckognize these wrecks.

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Write 'Em, Cowboys!

Hey guys, it's time again for our Annual Texas Cowboy Poetry post!

(My apologies in advance to Texas, cowboys, and poetry in general.)

Ahem hem hem.

swirling poo vortex
moistly encircles my horse

keep it off the boots.

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There once was a rodeo clown
The best of the whole bunch, hands down.

A real Texas Star

He's sure to go far

If he'd just stop horsing aroun'.

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Dangle the Dog's show had to close
The problem? Right under his nose.
Since it's hard to erase
the things on his face...

Now he just does puppet shows.

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Kill.
Kill, kill, kill
KILL!
Killllllllllll....

Kill kill.

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And for our grand finale, we'd like you to know that John wrote the next one. That's right, JOHN DID IT. So it's not my or Sharyn's fault. We're just saying.

Take it away, John!

Once upon a morning dreary, while I sat there, drinking beery,
Thinkin' 'bout this girl I'd ogled at the game the night before.
How we went back to her trailer, thinkin' I was gonna... uh, regale her
Shame she fell into the baler, just below the hayloft door.
"Geez Louise!" I screamed in terror as her bits lay on the floor.
"Now she's boobs... and nothing more!"

Thanks to Jodee R., Erica D., Tug T., Samantha R., Kristen, Emily S., & Willow M. for helping John get that off his chest.

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