I Would Tell You To Get Your Minds Out Of The Gutter, But Who Are We Kidding Here?

It's Hump Day, minions!

THIS MUST BE CELEBRATED IN AN APPROPRIATELY INAPPROPRIATE MANNER.

So let's mosey on over to a certain bakery's display counter (!!), and see what kind of kids' birthday cakes they offer, shall we?

::mosey mosey mosey::

Ahh, here's a design I'm calling, "When The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Come Out Of Their Shells"

0.O

[awkard silence]
Er... Cowabunga, dudes.

( Hand placement, Donny & Leo. HAND PLACEMENT)

Thanks to Sophia S. for reminding us that what happens in the sewers, stays in the sewers.

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Sexy Mommy Knows Best

Bakers, you're going to have to trust me on this, but there's a difference - a BIG difference - between "sexy mama,' and "sexy mommy."

Especially on a "Hoppy 21th" birthday cake.

Just... no. Stop it.

And speaking of uncomfortable sexy things, you know that feeling when you're staring at a pair of thong underwear for way too long wondering why there's SO MUCH HAIR on the bottom and then suddenly you're like, "Oh, it's a hat." ?

That was me today before lunch.

And finally, there are lots of Marks and Marcs out there, but today we're wishing a "Happy Brithday" to Marc-with-the-C:

That's right, live it up, all you Marcs! We could use more C-men in our lives.

Thanks to Kelly M., Lori H., & Shelia W. for C-ing what I did there.

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