Sexy Mommy Knows Best

Bakers, you're going to have to trust me on this, but there's a difference - a BIG difference - between "sexy mama,' and "sexy mommy."

Especially on a "Hoppy 21th" birthday cake.

Just... no. Stop it.

And speaking of uncomfortable sexy things, you know that feeling when you're staring at a pair of thong underwear for way too long wondering why there's SO MUCH HAIR on the bottom and then suddenly you're like, "Oh, it's a hat." ?

That was me today before lunch.

And finally, there are lots of Marks and Marcs out there, but today we're wishing a "Happy Brithday" to Marc-with-the-C:

That's right, live it up, all you Marcs! We could use more C-men in our lives.

Thanks to Kelly M., Lori H., & Shelia W. for C-ing what I did there.

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Comments

[Mike]

1) Sexy Mommy? If you're only twenty one, your kids would be too young to even order a cake for you. And how would they know what sexy was?
2) A hat? Thong underwear? Looks like a bird's nest hanging from a branch way up in the mountainous rain forest. It's swinging in the clouds that are filled with...pepperoni?
3) Obviously this fellow was a life-long sailor. Maybe he's the guy Hemingway wrote about.

[TheTick]

I saw pizza for that second one at first.

[MaryO1230]

Another howler!
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[RepubAnon]

Perhaps the first cake was ordered for Oedipus:

From the Bible to the popular song,
There's one theme that we find right along.
Of all ideals they hail as good,
The most sublime is Motherhood.

There was a man, oh, who it seems,
Once carried this ideal to extremes.
He loved his mother and she loved him,
And yet his story is rather grim.

There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex.
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in Freud's index
'Cause he loved his mother.
Theme Song for Oedipus Rex - Tom Lehrer

[Ceci]

Maybe the first cake was meant to use “mami” instead? In that case, it deserves a double facepalm, because someone was probably “correcting” the spelling.

[Arlene Marie]

Still cross eyed from trying to read that first one lol. All of these have me laughing so hard right now.

[Classic Steve]

Oedipus Wrecks?

[oneblankspace]

21th is one-and-twentieth, obviously.

[Heather]

My son thought the “hat” was a Jamaican pizza thong