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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Best Of The Best (314)

Sunday
May282017

Sunday Sweets: A Memorial Day Salute

Today's Sweets are dedicated to the brave men and women who've given their all for our country. We are forever in their debt.

 

First to fight for the right,
And to build the Nation’s might,
And the Army goes rolling along.

By Mike's Amazing Cakes

 

By Home Sweet Home Cakes

Some super heroes wear capes around their necks.
Others wear dog tags.

Submitted by Beth W. and made by Janet Brown Cakes

 

From North and South and East and West
The Coast Guard's in the fight.
Destroying subs and landing troops,
The Axis feels our might.

By bakermama

 

By Unique Creations by Mel

 

By Bake-Me-A-Cake

 

Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun!

By the Disney chefs at Shades of Green

 

Souls of men dreaming of skies to conquer
Gave us wings, ever to soar!

Photo via, made by the JW Marriot Pastry Chef

 

We live in fame or go down in flame. (Hey!)
Nothing'll stop the U.S. Air Force!

By D'Pasteles

 

Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh!
Farewell to foreign shores,
We sail at break of day, of day.
Through our last night on shore,
Drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more.
Here's wishing you a happy voyage home!

By Cake Central member MacsMom

 

By That's My Cake

 

By Eat Sleep Dream Cakes

 

From the Halls of Montezuma,
To the shores of Tripoli;
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean:
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marine.

By Baked Ever After

 

By Alliance Bakery

 

By cakelava

Have a wonderful Memorial Day, everyone.

 

Have a Sweet to nominate? Then send it to Sunday Sweets [at] Cake Wrecks [dot] com.

Friday
May262017

A Cake Wrecks Correspondence

"A Typical Day Of John Checking E-Mail"

Dear [REDACTED],

Thank you for choosing Cake Wrecks for such an important occasion! I'd be delighted to offer you a quote, but first let me show you a few of our most popular Sesame Street cakes, so you can pick out your favorite.

(Please note that for copyright reasons we can't actually call these Sesame Street characters, but I'm sure our versions will look VERY familiar. ;))

"Huge Bird"

"Oreo Monster"

"Trash Head"
aka "Mr. Can-'Do"

And "Petrified Elro"

Or for a little extra, you can get all four characters together!

[plastic faces not included]

 

We also have some new "Bieber-licious" character cookies your son is sure to love:

Prices vary depending on the cake's size, flavor, and age, so just let us know how many people you'd like to feed and how picky you are about "freshness." Delivery is free within a twenty mile radius, but keep in mind our delivery guy moonlights as a mobile pet groomer, so there's always a SLIGHT chance of pet hair - but really, that almost never happens. (Which reminds me: Billy gives our customers a 15% discount! Just FYI.)

Let me know which cake you'd prefer, and thanks again for choosing Cake Wrecks!

- john (the hubby of Jen)

 

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Thanks to Todd T, Julie B., David & Debbie B., Jennifer G., Anony M., & Cynthia for actually making it through our contact page without thinking we make all these cakes ourselves.

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