Friday Favs 2/19/16

This is a perfectly lovely wedding cake, you guys. Perfectly lovely.

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[side eye]

But I'm not the only one who sees it, right?

#DirtyMindsUnite

This little girl is thinking, "I can ALSO spell better than you, dude."

Such a nice chocolate wine glass, and then...

WHY?!

When You Ask For A Rainbow, But Your Baker Is, Like, SUPER Lazy:

And finally, quite possibly the most inappropriate literal LOL I've ever featured:

This is why you really have to watch your phrasing in a bakery, minions. o.0

Thanks to Mackenzie K., Sharon F., Anony M., Ashly K., & Joanna M., who no doubt had some 'splaining to do at little Liana's party.

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The Best Valentine Wreck Of 2016

Your Valentine photos are still trickling in this week, minions, but I'm calling it:

This is the best one.

Forget the chocolates and stuffed animals, John; next year, I'll have whatever this baker is having.

"Endless Love As Time Ticks"

It's almost like poetry, if poetry was a drunk jellyfish rolling around the cake with too many piping bags.

Oh, and we think that's supposed to be a clock, so... weep for the future, my friends. WEEP.

Thanks to Ashley R. for ticking that one off our list.

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