These Bakers Either Have No Idea What Football Is, Or They're The Best Trolls Ever

And I can't be the only one hoping they're trolling, right?

How To Make Football Cakes When You Have No Idea What Football Is:

Step 1) Keep it simple:

Step 2) ... but happy!

Step 3) Maybe try making a football?

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Or better yet, skip ahead to step 4.

Step 4) Use lots of generic statements that could apply to any sport, like, "What a game!"

And, "Big Score!"

Or the always popular, "Best Wishes!"

Step 5) LOOK, USE THE FLOTSAM

Ah, the Flotsam is strong with this one.

Though I find your lack of cake... disturbing.

Thanks to Jennifer B., Morgan S., Emily R., Mary, Julia T., Ginny B., & Benjamin B. for the football pile.

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