Monday
Feb012016
These Bakers Either Have No Idea What Football Is, Or They're The Best Trolls Ever
February 1, 2016 And I can't be the only one hoping they're trolling, right?
How To Make Football Cakes When You Have No Idea What Football Is:
Step 1) Keep it simple:
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Step 2) ... but happy!
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Step 3) Maybe try making a football?
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Or better yet, skip ahead to step 4.
Step 4) Use lots of generic statements that could apply to any sport, like, "What a game!"
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And, "Big Score!"
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Or the always popular, "Best Wishes!"
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Step 5) LOOK, USE THE FLOTSAM
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Ah, the Flotsam is strong with this one.
Though I find your lack of cake... disturbing.
Thanks to Jennifer B., Morgan S., Emily R., Mary, Julia T., Ginny B., & Benjamin B. for the football pile.
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Reader Comments (34)
Pile-of-pooh-frosting with football flotsam? Really? Gross!
Aww I kind of want to hug big score football, he looks sad.
My meemaw always sang this to me when I was depressed about the Colts:
Go football
Happy football
Ugly CCC (ptooie)
Score! Football
Flotsam football
Big Wowee
"Wow What A Game" or "Wow What a Gonnle"...it's a sentiment that follows every competition in either locker room and across all media platforms BUT why on a cookie poorly decorated like an unwanted Christmas ornament? Again, bakers, I'm so confused. And preparing my pizza order.
Sportsing.
That pile o poo with helmets so accurately reflects my feelings toward football, or more specifically, its unreasonably rabid fans. (Unless you have a gambling problem, is the outcome of this contest REEEEAAAALY going to change your life that much?)
Being from Texas, I am off to enter the witness protection program after that admission. Hey, Unhappy Eyebrow Bug, wanna come?
Seriously? A pile of poo frosting with some plastic sticks?
Of course, "Big Score" would be a bad message to a golfer.
SuBee,
WHY did I sing that to the tune of "Soft Kitty" It just seemed to fit best, and now I has the Soft Kitty earworm...
These are great! And no eye bleach needed later. Happy Monday everyone.
Step 3 is a Thwomp !!
Go Team! Do That Thing!! Make That Point! Balls!!
The 2nd cake, Happy Football, is clearly repurposed and the yellow smear underneath looks suspiciously like a "Birthday".
Pretty sure this is what would happen if I were asked to decorate a football cake. There might also be a "go team!" but I am neither a football fan nor a cake decorator.
@SuBee, Moonpie would be so proud of you right now. He's from Texas and football is big over there. Perfect song parody. Thank you from a fellow BBT fan. I'm sure others would agree with me.
A the 49s. A big pile of poo seems quite appropriate to me! AngelaS - A as a former Texan transplanted against my will to northern California, I feel the same...at least I do when the Cowboys are not in the payoffs :)
The"Big Score" football looks like it's frowning, too.
GO FOOTBALL! (Honestly, that's how I cheer for this sport.)
Seriously. Would you pay for a Poo with helmet eyes?
The "pile of poo" option is an accurate reflection of the feelings of St. Louis (ex)NFL fans.
My guess is there is a cupcake under all that fudge.
Big score could be used for a variety of situations.....and some of them might not be legal. But I draw the line at happy football, 'cause the losers aren't going to be very happy and just might turn it into a smash cake - which would be difficult because it is a cookie.
Clearly the football on the "big score!" cake is from the losing team.... explains why he's frowning. Or maybe he just realized there's a version of football played with poo in some very twisted bakery somewhere....
People always get irked with me because I keep calling it Feetball. Honestly, I have never known anyone who played with one foot.
if my life consisted of being kicked, thrown, and fallen on, i would probably have the expression on the number 3 cake.
Big Score looks kinda sad for someone who just scored!
being creative is always an option but being sloppy and not caring will end up on cakr wrecks
Yeah, the Colts did not even get close to the payoffs. I would send cccake #3 to the locker room.
I mean, I know my Niners suck this year, but to put them in a big pile of poo frosting? That's just the icing on the cake. Or, no cake....
Is that a caterpillar in step three? Yuk.
Did they really sell that pile of poop with the helmets stuck in it? That looked like it was just frosting lol. And if it was I wonder how much they wanted for that..pile of poop.
Is No. 3 for a Deflategate party?
SuBee FTW!
Do the thing! Score the points!
Is this today, yet,
or am I caught in time's loop?
Groundhog Day's a bitch.
A haiku just for you, because I saw this post yesterday morning, and it's still up this morning, which gave me a chuckle.