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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries from December 1, 2013 - December 31, 2013

Tuesday
Dec312013

Hey, All These Lyrics I Forgot...

Should all baking skills be forgot?
And never brought to mind?

 

Could all that schooling be for naught?

For all
dang
time.

 

For allll da-aang tiiime, my dear
For old brain wine!

La DAAAA da daaaaa da
something, something...

 

For bald hang(over) time!

*****

Hey. You. Yes, you.

I LOVE YOU, MAN.

And you, too, lady.


Have fun tonight, guys, but please remember to always decorate responsibly.

 

Thanks to Anthony B., Lori D., Dimitra S., Cynthia P., & Jenny C. for helping us sing in the new yar.

Monday
Dec302013

I've Got A Baaaad Feeling About This... 

"I'm sorry, what did you say you wanted on your cake, again?"

 

"Right, but didn't you want it written a certain way?"

"Ah, that was it! Ok, nooo problem.

 

"Now, what kind of decorations would you like?"

 

"Good, good, and what kind of cake?"

 

"Ok, great! I've got the order all written up, so you can pick up your cake tomorrow. And don't you worry; our baker puts the rest of us to shame." [wink]

 

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The Next Day:

 

Thanks to Ashley S., Daniel S., Kelsey L., Dan K., & Jake H. who could, like, LITERALLY eat an entire cake right now.