7 Tips For Gifts From The Garden Month

May is "Gifts From The Garden Month", minions, so let's see what garden-themed gifts our BAKERS have brought us.

::head tilt::

Huh.

::head tilt the other way::

Huh.

What... what is happening here.

Strawberry? Watermelon? Microbial migration?

The world may never know.

Well, if there's one gift we can always depend on from bakers, it's definitely carrot cake.

Yep, carrot cakes are always recognizable.

Just look for the circle of... fingers.

(Shhhh. There are innocents present.)

Sure, sometimes they get a little cold:

... and lumpy.

But grab them when they're fresh, and wreckerator carrots are hard to beat!

Bet you can't wait to get your hands on these, eh?

(Also now my title makes sense. YOU'RE WELCOME.)

Thanks to Carissa S., Erin R., Michelle L., Emma R., Sarah W., Vicki D., & Alisha M., who report that actually, they CAN wait.

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Oh Mer Gosh: It's Mer-Mania!

It's Mer-May, minions, so if you're a half-fish lady with donut hair... NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE.

Livin' life on the edge! Of the cakeboard.

(And judging by that camera angle, also on the ceiling.)

Them: "Wow, that tail!"
Her: "Thanks, it has pockets."

Or perhaps you prefer Sea Men?

Extra Manly Sea Men. Heyooooooooo

Him: "How do I bring this camo tail and huntin' rifle to the next level?
Them: "HOLD MY BEER."

Which brings us to the most majestic of the mer folk. A creature so magnificent, so regal, so breathtaking, that it defies all description.

So I wrote a haiku instead.

Ahem hem hem.

Never have I seen
Such dignity in the sea
Blobfish in a wig

::bows::

Thanks to two Anony M.s & April S. for bringing Blobby back.

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