IT'S COMING

Beware, foolish mortals; the day is coming!

A day that strikes terror in the heart of the sane.

A day of disgustingly vile visages the likes of which this mortal coil has never seen...

...plus maybe some baseball.

A day of terror...

A day of tears...

And a day of ticked-off toilet paper.

With legs.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

The Halloween Half-Off Bake Sale...is coming.

Rebeckah J., Valerie P., Emily S., Christine K., Kelli J., & Molly S., I thought the bakery was scary before. Anyone wanna go in with me to grab some turn-overs? Anyone?

Anyone?

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

It's a "Pear Tree."

Being unveiled.

Ok, maybe it IS what you think. Never mind.

Many thanks to Diana M., who tells me that "pear tree" is a bronze sculpture in Canada. Of a pear. So get your minds out of the gutter. There's barely enough room in here for mine.