Back Off, Man. I'm A Baker.
October 31, 2018 Are you bothered by strange noises in the middle of the night?
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Plus rampant rodent droppings?
Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement, attic, or bakery?
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"You guys, I have a feeling there's something really creepy below us..."
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"SEE?!"
Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or super sarcastic ghost?
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"Like, boo, or whatever."
How about an entire tray of cupcakes giving you the finger?
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If the answer is yes then don't wait another minute! Pick up the phone and call the prefessionals.
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WRECKBUSTERS.
Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve ALL your supernatural elimination needs.
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"So let me get this straight: You're saying the ghost of your filet mignon just pooped on your couch?
"I call bullsh*t."
WRECKBUSTERS.
We're ready to relieve you!
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"Ok, who brought the dog?"
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Hey E.L., Marsha M., Rose B., Grace K., Jessica B., Kayla F., Scott D., & Dustin S., listen! Do you smell something?
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Reader Comments (16)
Perfect Halloween post XD XD XD XD
Best. Post. EVER! That last cake made me laugh so hard I caught a leg cramp.
I swear that is Cassandra and with all of that buttercream, she shouldn't need any moisturizer. :)
Anybody else think "pale Lumpy Space Princess" when the saw the ghost? Just me? okay.
It's an undersea unexplained mass sponge migration!!!!
If the sarcastic ghost cake was purple it could be Lumpy Space Princess!
I quite like the sarcastic ghost one!
Am I missing a joke about "prefessionals?"
In other news, I don't care if you have a typo here or there, I was rolling laughing at this post. Especially the jewel skulls on the cobweb.
[Editor's note- On the cover of our second book, the printers misspelled the word professional. It was kind of hilarious. -john (the hubby of Jen)]
What is the last cake supposed to be? Or, quoting a very old SNL sketch: “What the h*** is that?!”
What IS that last monstrosity?
Whoever writes these things is a genius! Can't stop laughing! We're ready to relieve you. 🤣🤣🤣
I kinda like the sarcastic ghost.
Deborah, a Doctor Who reference, sweet.
Oh these are the best Halloween wrecks I have seen. Yay no dead clowns this year lmao.
I thought that was Cassandra from Doctor Who, too.
"Like, boo, or whatever."
I love it!
But what's with the last one? The flowers look so pretty - then they top it with poop!