Evil Gets... Evil-er
October 12, 2017 In a world...
where nothing is safe...
and no one can be trusted...
"Like, ohmygawsh, Kelly! I know it's midnight and raining outside, but let's strip down to our bras and go running through the woods! What could possibly go wrong?"
;)
From the people who brought you:
Butterflies from Hell,
Night Hugs from Hell,
Underwater Zombie Ballerinas (Also from Hell,)
and Gigli,
comes the most horrifying psychological thrill-ride blood bath you will ever wish you could un-see.
"Thank you for the teddy bear, mommy! I love him SO MUCH, and I'm glad he's not creepy and won't kill us in our sleep or anything!"
;)
[blood-curdling scream]
[pulling back shower curtain]
;)
[blood-curdling scream]
When the streets are paved with evil... and the nights are filled with... evil..
"Gosh, I'm so glad you came over to make out with me while I'm babysitting tonight. Maybe I should just go check on the baby... in the attic... in my high heels... in the dark... in my bra... alone... while you go get pizza.
[pulling back blanket]
;)
[blood-curdling scream]
;)
{Crazy maniacal Leprechaun laugh}
[blood-curdling scream]
This Friday the 13th, terror gets its just desserts.
Hell's Bakery... from Hell. In 3D.
If you can't stand the heat... you're probably about to get murdered.
*****
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Reader Comments (16)
1) Now we know the face of the person on the other side of the fence from "Home Improvement", and we now wish we didn't.
2) It's Winnie the Poo! (With apologies to A.A. Milne).
3) The head of John the Basset on a platter. (Maybe you've Herod of him?)
4) The Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Or maybe it's just an ugly flower child).
5) Who was that masked monster? (Whoever he is, he's very patriotic. Maybe he's the result of an Area 51 experiment by our government to be released upon our enemies).
Bahahahahaha
Looking at mere photographs will be so boring from now on. You just raised the bar pretty high. Well done.
I understand it’s for Halloween, but I just keep hearing “This cake is RAAAWW! You donkey!!”
CUT!!!! Who told the little girl with her head impaled on the picket fence to smile?? You idiots! Wake up! And get the jelly, or blood- whatever ! Smear it under the brat's chin. Make it drip down from her neck....yeah. And do something about her EYES! It looks too happy for a decakeitated head. Man! I gottta tell ya everything?
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I love this! 'tho I was expecting "When the streets are paved with evil... and the nights are filled with... FONDANT"
That was amazing!
That video is fantastic! Just what I heard in my head as I was reading the post. Thanks for the nightmares!! =)
Worthy of an Oscar! Can't wait until the next one.
Rats, the video(?) isn't showing up for me.
I think the fact the dog cake actually looks well made makes it worse. Why???
I was just getting ready to take a shower.... um, maybe I’ll wait
THIS. IS. EPIC. I did the whole thing myself as I scrolled down in slow mo, with the whole "announcer's voice" my hand cupped over my mouth to muffle it...alone...at the kitchen table... (WHAT??? Don't JUDGE me!!! Jen wouldn't judge me would you Jen?) Then I get to the end and I get double the entertainment value! Have to admit, mine didn't include any video clips...so yours was totally better. Thank you for all the laughs...and screams...and laureams and screaughs??? (A laugh that ends in a scream and and a scream that ends in laughter-respectively...yeah, I doubt the words will catch on too)
Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love!
Oh the horror! And I thought the new IT movie was terrifying lol.
And now I have Weird Al's "Nature Trail to Hell - in 3D" stuck in my head.