Alright, minions, let's settle this.
Would you choose...
WILL the head tilt towards you?
WILL the eyes open?
The world may never know... 'cuz I'm outta here.
Heavy is the head that wears the crown... 'cuz that thing is ginormous. ("It's like Sputnik!")
No butts, no cuts, no no NO CUTTING BABIES IN HALF, PEOPLE.
How many times do we have to go through this? Eeesh.
Thanks to Natasha S., Alicia F., Mandie M., & Jill D. for proving babies are just as terrifying as I think they are.