Need more excuses to eat cake, minions? Then I'VE GOT YA COVERED.
Why not celebrate:
The Birth of Man
A little esoteric perhaps, but if anyone asks, just say you're being sarcastic.
A Really Nice Meadow:
For those out standing in their fields.
Calling Dibs On The Front Passenger's Seat:
A Good Steak?
At least, I assume that's what this diagram is.
(Why celebrate steak with cake? Because cake is better than steak, duh.)
How Many Cakes You've Had:
So meta. I love it.
Anyone else wondering what your number would be? 'Cuz if we're counting slices from separate cakes, then the CW Book Tours alone mean I've got most of you beat. [Wistfully remembers the days when I got a slice of cake every night after each show.] Ahhh. Good times.
Hang on, I'm not sure this is something to be celebrated, but cake DOES help:
It better be chocolate.
In fact, this next one is a MUCH better occasion for cake, am I right, ladies?
Thanks to Juliann B., Ramona R., Jennifer E., Julie S., Jennie R., Katy T., & Amanda M. for inspiring a generation of future hysterectomy cakes.