A few of my favorite new submissions this week:
I like to call this one: "Or... not."
Bonus Monty Python Joke: "Prepare to wreck in 1... 2... 5!"
More baffling stock cake sayings:
"Help you Get over the hill!"
Eesh, makes you wonder what ever happened to plain ol' "Happy Birthday."
Oh right. That.
Sometimes a bakery display compels you to write bakery slogans in your head.
And by "you," I of course mean "me," because who else thinks about funny cakes this much? (No, really, TELL ME. I need more friends.)
[dramatic announcer voice] "Come for the horrifying poop toad, stay for the buttfaces!"
Ok, so maybe I'll stay out of advertising. WHAT.
Ruh-roh, looks like little Bob-the-Minion accidentally floated over to the nude beach!
(Wait for it. Waaaait for it.)
(THERE IT IS.)
Thanks to Morgan D., Bree W., Denise G., Allegra G., & Shannon N. for keeping things beachy peen.