These Horrifying Peep Shows Just Retroactively Ruined Easter
March 28, 2016 Remember when Peeps were just sweet Easter treats? That was nice.
Which of these nightmarish displays will give YOU the most therapy fodder?
LET'S FIND OUT.
Innnnn this corner! Weighing in at a stiff seventy pounds of NOGAWDNO! He's freshly packed in ice and sporting his bunny ears! He's chomping through souls, sanity, and your last row of Peeps! HE IS...
;)
FishyMcMurderFaaaaaaace!!
[waits for blood-curdling screams and "thuds" of people fainting to fade]
BUT WAIT.
A challenger appears!
In the other corner - no, uh, not that one, the one next to it - weighing in at 16 tons of fluff! He's ready to give a lickin', and good luck getting that image out of your brain ever!
He's bright pink and yellow, and his hair has never looked better! He IS lookin' at you! He'll follow you home, and refuse to take out the trash! HE IS...
;)
Slurpin' Gherkin, the Horror Muppet!!*
Thanks to Amy K. & Laura F. for the showdown of the century.
* It was either that or Splat Flaps Slither Tongue. Better? Worse?
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Reader Comments (53)
I was just a bit behind in reading my CW posts - I usually (and unwisely) begin my day with your blog - so last night, I was sitting with my laptop, and even before I scrolled down to the shot of FishyMcMurderFace, I found myself laughing so uncontrollably that it started to seriously hurt. I think it was the "stiff seventy pounds of NOGAWDNO" that set me off. Then I saw the photo.
My husband rushed to my aid as I tried to explain to him, between painful gasping guffaws and through my tears of mirth, the source of my agonies of merriment.
So I guess, for me, this is the funniest CW post ever. What the hell does that say about me?
I think we ALL kind of know that the peep mess #2 is Donald Trump after having his mouth numbed at the dentist
And here I thought the second picture was someone making Donald Trump into a cake.