The Bananas Are Totally Helping: Women Weirdly Wearing Cake
February 8, 2016 Since I started this blog I've seen my share of cakes crammed onto real live ladies. Here's a croquembouche dress:
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(Ballsy.)
Here's a cupcake skirt:
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(I'd eat that.)
And here's an edible wedding dress guaranteed to make you never want an edible wedding dress:
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[slowly backing away in horror]
But all of that pales in comparison to whatever the heck is happening in this photo:
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0.o
Now, I know there's a lot of crazy to take in up there, but keep your eyes on the bananas.
See them?
Good.
Now you can scroll down:
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Ta-daaaa!
Ok, so, a few things:
1) There are now bananas artfully draped on the womens' shoulders. I bet you never thought someone could artfully drape a banana. Or that someone would consider a conjoined torso cake with real live ladies sticking out of either end an appetizing idea. BUT THERE THEY BOTH ARE.
2) The candles. Why? Is this a birthday party?
3) WAIT. Is it Beetlejuice's birthday? THAT WOULD EXPLAIN... well, at least the stripey parts.
4) Now I want shrimp cocktail.
5) You Beetlejuice fans got that one. You're welcome.
Thanks to Amy, Evelyn D., Jessica S., & Jemma S. for sending in those pics with absolutely no explanation. I mean, it's just more fun to imagine all the many, MANY reasons why this is a thing that happened.
[thinking]
I'll, uh, come up with one eventually, I'm sure.
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Reader Comments (53)
I think the bride's dress is melting...or maybe it's just her?
"Hello, children! Hello! Are you ready for today's story? Then we'll begin!
"Old Nick was a sea captain. He was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea, and he loved to hang out by the docks, where the men dressed as ladies--"
"Uh..."
(Turn the page! Turn the page already!)
"Rumpel Tweezer ran the Dinky Tinky Shop, in the foot of the Magic Oak Tree, at the edge of the Enchanted Glade, down in Dingley Dell. Here he sold contraceptives, and--" *hook* *cue music*
*I SAID, CUE MUSIC*
...I have a sneaking suspicion I should not have watched that video right before heading to bed...