A few of my favorite new submissions this week:
When you can't decide if you want a reindeer or an unenthusiastic Christmas ball:
When you try to do something nice for your Honey:
...but "Homey" don't play that.
When you want the cake flowers to match Mom's favorite china set, so you bring in a photo for reference:
There's a Be Our Guest joke in here somewhere, I just know it.
Now I want a picture of the plate slice on the matching plate. CAKE-CEPTION!
When special order birthday cakes just aren't what they used to be:
♫ My loaf
There's only you in my life
The only thing that's rye! ♪
♫ My first loaf
You're every breath I take
You're every bread I bake! ♫
WHAT. I'm on a roll!
And finally, when you try to be funny and order one of those "We're Just Here For The Sex" gender-reveal cakes, but the baker mishears you:
That's an inadvertent truth bomb right there, folks.
Thanks to Lauren E., Ange W., Cynthia F., Marcy W., & Janelle B., who know that's all we're here for, too.