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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Dec162016

Friday Favs 12/16/16

A few of my favorite new submissions this week:

 

When you can't decide if you want a reindeer or an unenthusiastic Christmas ball:

Oh, deer.

 

When you try to do something nice for your Honey:

...but "Homey" don't play that.

 

When you want the cake flowers to match Mom's favorite china set, so you bring in a photo for reference:

There's a Be Our Guest joke in here somewhere, I just know it.
Now I want a picture of the plate slice on the matching plate. CAKE-CEPTION!

 

When special order birthday cakes just aren't what they used to be:

♫ My loaf
There's only you in my life
The only thing that's rye! ♪

♫ My first loaf
You're every breath I take
You're every bread I bake! ♫

WHAT. I'm on a roll!

Ahem.

And finally, when you try to be funny and order one of those "We're Just Here For The Sex" gender-reveal cakes, but the baker mishears you:

That's an inadvertent truth bomb right there, folks.

 

Thanks to Lauren E., Ange W., Cynthia F., Marcy W., & Janelle B., who know that's all we're here for, too.

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Reader Comments (17)

It's true. I'm just here for the Special Order Birthday Cake, homey.

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterErica

Oh, that last one is SO true! Love it

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

It's utterly depressing how stupid some people are.

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMeagan

Homey homey, how you wreck me, hah ah, homey homey
Homey homey, now this dreck see, hah ah
I know you've done this before
And you're going to do it some more
Because you're a wrecking ball.
Oops I may have mixed song's there

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterZeenia

Gotta love the last one. Hooray for truth, snacks, and hilarious cake wrecks! 😂

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterTere

I'm saving the "Homey" cake idea. Hahaha

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAcacia

And yet, even with the photo, the customer did not get Royal Albert Old Country Roses on the cake. I think this calls for a drop-kick.

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterTriciaL

Totally snorted at the "special order birthday cake", and then sang the song in my head in Lionel Richie and Diana Ross' voices. :)

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered Commentermindy2

What a shame: The homey cake is well done otherwise. Sure the customer didn't order it that way?

@Erica: A.k.a. the S.O.B. cake.

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

My motto for life - "We are just here for the snacks"

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBluebonnet

That last one is true for me unfortunately, conversation is typically about subjects I don't care about or know nothing about, the entertainment is typically cheap and to top things off there are typically overly excited kids at these parties.

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNathan R.

Thank you for the In Living Color reference. I can sleep well tonight!

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCara

Was the last one meant for the Tallest ?

December 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterThe Former CRB

So, *are* there snacks? (That bread looks pretty good -- a little butter, a little cheese, a little wine...)

December 17, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterZippy

The obvious aside, the decorations on the "Cakeception" cake are beautiful.

Which just makes it more tragic, really.

December 17, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBadKarma

That homey cake was so pretty too lol. But yup we are just here for the snacks would hold true for some people lol I would die laughing considering we are just here for the sex would also be taken in many different directions. Yep just for that Santa is giving me a lump of coal I just know it lmao.

December 17, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Bwa ha ha! "On a roll"! Sa-wheat!!

December 18, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJMixx

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